Weather forecasting Puns

It lets you know when temperatures are dropping before anyone thinks it’s cool

The fellow's logic was cloudy. He stormed from the room.

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Scattered showers

High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.

I beat the raining champion.

Anchor: Bill, what on earth are you talking about?

Bill: It’ll be a little chili.

I told her, "It looks like reindeer."

Chili today, hot tamale

Hail, Ceasar

I said it's cool.

"Hail, Hitler."

I was checking the weather and the forecast for Sunday said "Potential for significant icing"

Dad: "Chocolate or vanilla?"

We're in California, and the drought is on our minds as we approach what (in a good year) is the rainy season. As I checked the weather forecast, I gave a little cheer.

"Chance of showers this week!" I told my son.

"Well, for me, it's a 100% chance," he said. "Every morning, about 5:30."

A little bit of context: we're finishing dinner and talking about the weather. My mom says today's storm wasn't as big as forecasted, and my dad comments that another storm is predicted to come on Sunday.

I say, "Well then shouldn't they call it Rainday?"

Got 2 groans and a half-hearted chuckle. Totally worth it.

Dad: Do you know what the Japanese weather forecast is?

Chilly today, hot tamago!

Alternatively at Mexican restaurants: Chilly today, hot tamale.

Chili today, hot tamale!

-Dad