The meteorologist didn't turn up for work.

He was under the weather.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maccer20
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10 2021
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Went to a great party for meteorologists yesterday....

Lovely atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2020
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I went to college to become a meteorologist but I quit because

too much of the grade was based on class precipitation.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SufficientVariety
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14 2020
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Where do meteorologists relax ?

Where do meteorologists relax after work? At the isobar!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spinnaker190
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15 2020
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What kind of underwear do meteorologists wear?

Kelvin Klein

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Manou_Sauce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15 2020
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How do meteorologists go up a mountain

They climate

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bikesh-baniya
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13 2020
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What do meteorologists, biologists, and archaeologists have in common?

They all get the gist of their field.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TwoDimensionalCube83
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08 2020
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How do meteorologist track lightning strikes?

They use a Thor-mometer!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Icebolt08
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04 2020
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When a Meteorologist takes a personal day, what does he tell his boss?

I'm feeling a little over the weather.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VNPimpinella
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12 2019
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Did you hear about the meteorologist who got fired?

The atmosphere at work was too high-pressure and lost his cool.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crash8308
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04 2019
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Did you hear about the meteorologist who broke their arms and legs?

They have four casts for the next few months.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_DatRandomGuy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 31 2018
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I'm a 4ft tall meteorologist on prime time TV and I get sick regularly.

I've been under the weather for several years.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/buggaboobooy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13 2019
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Meteorologists are boring...

...all they ever want to talk about is the weather.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cooltom2006
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15 2019
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Why did the Meteorologist go to hospital?

He was feeling under the weather

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jedi_Llama154
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19 2019
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I think my wife might be a meteorologist.

A guy just called asking if the coast is clear.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ocbrad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2018
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How do meteorologists get paid?

Rain checks

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/das_overfiend
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2018
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Some mornings I think I should have been a meteorologist

When the weather's cool

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jamrod0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17 2018
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I'm pretty sure I saw the local meteorologist at the store the other day

It was either him, or his Doppler-gΓ€nger.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nikontos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15 2015
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I recently learned how to be a meteorologist...

It was a breeze.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dr_Derpfire
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29 2018
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Hitler asked his chief meteorologist for the weather forecast.

"Hail, Hitler."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-rabid-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2014
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How does a meteorologist go up a mountain?

They climate.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wileydan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23 2019
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