What's a doctor who specialises in Adams apples called?

A guyneckologist!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/2canVANdam
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I went to a specialised vendor today to buy a prosthetic limb.

But when I got there ownership had changed hands.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Rav4xle
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What do you call a vet who specialises in dogs?

A dogtor.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/krisyboyy
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What do you call someone who specialises in Egypt?

A Cairopractor.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Lord_Phoenix95
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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My uncle enquired about a furniture shop specialised in beds. Apparently they went out of business..

I told uncle that the owner was bedridden..

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/whysoseriousmofo
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Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/drozzi007
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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My mate has a fear of over-engineered buildings. He has a complex complex complex

He went to the psychiatrist and he discovered it was more than just a fear. He has a complex complex complex complex

The Doctor sent him to a specialised centre.. It was the complex complex complex complex complex.

Unfortunately, it was an over-engineered building. Yes, it was a complex complex complex complex complex complex.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AustralianGroan
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Did I ever tell you about my dentist? He told me he was Ex military.

He used to be the Drill Instructor... And specialised in extractions.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Smatt-
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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old maths teacher joke

Our teacher used to love that joke - 25 years ago...

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A veteran maths teacher on a crap state-paid salary leaves his local mall and heads for his battered old car. When he has nearly reached it, he sees a big, expensive, luxury vehicle pulling into a parking spot nearby, and when the driver gets out he recognises him as one of the stupidest students he ever had.

He approaches him and the two get chating; and it turns out the guy buys and sells specialised cardboard-boxes which companies use to ship delicate goods in.

Finally the teacher says: "You really seem to have done well for yourself. I must admit that I am a bit surprised. Because you never really were all that talented in shool, were you?"

And the guy smiles and answers: "Yes, well, you know, there is not that much too it, really. I buy cardboard boxes for 1 dollar a piece, and I sell them for 4 dollars a piece. And I live off that 3% profit margin."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Scrugulus
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John started working in a color pigment company...

John started working in a color pigment company which specialises in mixing and editing different color pigments according to their customers's demands. Once the color pigments were done, they would be mailed out to the customers with a detailed note commenting on the properties of the produced color pigments. John was placed in the 'Pink Pigment' department which was incidentally between the 'Red Pigment' and 'White Pigment' departments. He was really good at his job and was constantly praised for the great work he produced.

However after a month or so, John found that a number of his work was being duplicated and mailed to almost all of his customers. Worse of all, instead of a proper note commenting on the color pigment properties, these duplicated products were accompanied with rather bad puns and jokes. One repeating joke which irritated him the most was: 'What do you call a country with only pink cars? A pink car-nation.'

Upset, he went to his manager to complain about the problem. After listening to John, his manager said, "Oh boy, looks like I need to talk to the manager of the 'Red Pigment' department again. This is not the first time that it has happened. Those Red-editors in that department love to copy and repost other people's original work as their own."
John then asked, "How are you so sure that it was them who are responsible?"
His manager replied, "Well, you can be certain that it is them as they always love jokes or puns especially in the comment section."

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