A list of puns related to "Forecaster"
I beat the raining champion.
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Scattered showers
Iβm snow excited
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
Anchor: Bill, what on earth are you talking about?
Bill: Itβll be a little chili.
Waddle'll it be?
Just so I cover all the bassists.
Its the clam before the storm
βHail, Hitler.β
They use algae-rhythms
It lets you know when temperatures are dropping before anyone thinks itβs cool
They shouldn't be out that late without adult supervision. The sound of eyes rolling is music to my ears.
The fellow's logic was cloudy. He stormed from the room.
Hopefully next time his arguments are meatier or logically stronger.
I told her, "It looks like reindeer."
Chili today, hot tamale
Hail, Ceasar
Girlfriend: 'It's not foggy outside at all'
Me: 'We must have mist it'
I said it's cool.
Me: Are they checking the weather?
Wife: What? Why?
Me: Are they the weather fourcats?
Wife: YOU NEED TO STOP READING /r/dadjokes !!!
(Note: we don't even have kids)
They're expecting a Lil Wayne.
"Hail, Hitler."
Well, it is January afterall. (courtesy of my stepdad)
I was checking the weather and the forecast for Sunday said "Potential for significant icing"
Dad: "Chocolate or vanilla?"
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We're in California, and the drought is on our minds as we approach what (in a good year) is the rainy season. As I checked the weather forecast, I gave a little cheer.
"Chance of showers this week!" I told my son.
"Well, for me, it's a 100% chance," he said. "Every morning, about 5:30."
The forecast called for scat showers
A little bit of context: we're finishing dinner and talking about the weather. My mom says today's storm wasn't as big as forecasted, and my dad comments that another storm is predicted to come on Sunday.
I say, "Well then shouldn't they call it Rainday?"
Got 2 groans and a half-hearted chuckle. Totally worth it.
Backstory: I'm a flight instructor, and I was teaching one of my students about the "Area Forecast". We were going through which areas of the country the forecast covered, and in addition to a bunch of states, there's a few lakes, like Lake Superior, Lake Michigan, Lake Huron, etc.
Her: "Why are these lakes included in the forecast?"
Me: "Because they're pretty great."
Additional backstory: I will be a dad of 2 in less than a month.
Dad: Do you know what the Japanese weather forecast is?
Chilly today, hot tamago!
Alternatively at Mexican restaurants: Chilly today, hot tamale.
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