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Scattered showers

I’m snow excited

High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.

Anchor: Bill, what on earth are you talking about?

Bill: It’ll be a little chili.

Just so I cover all the bassists.

“Hail, Hitler.”

They use algae-rhythms

They shouldn't be out that late without adult supervision. The sound of eyes rolling is music to my ears.

I told her, "It looks like reindeer."

Chili today, hot tamale

Hail, Ceasar

Girlfriend: 'It's not foggy outside at all'

Me: 'We must have mist it'

I said it's cool.

They're expecting a Lil Wayne.

"Hail, Hitler."

I was checking the weather and the forecast for Sunday said "Potential for significant icing"

Dad: "Chocolate or vanilla?"

Well, it is January afterall. (courtesy of my stepdad)

Chili today, hot tamale!

-Dad