Local TV weatherman breaks all of his limbs but insists on coming in to work...

...tune in at 11, to see his four-casts.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KW-DadJoker
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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The weatherman for our local TV channel broke both his arms and his legs in a car accident.

He is calling in from the hospital with his four casts.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Bill, the weatherman: โ€œTodayโ€™s weather forecast will be two beans in a tomato, meat sauce.โ€

Anchor: Bill, what on earth are you talking about?

Bill: Itโ€™ll be a little chili.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MBisme
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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When the weatherman said there was a tornado in the area I was blown away.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ailyara
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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When a weatherman retires..

..his rain comes to an end.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/resmungomandinga
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Why was Darth Vader a bad weatherman?

He always said it was going to be lukewarm.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bloodalchemy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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What do you call a carnivorous weatherman?

A meat-eater-ologist!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CamoWizard
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 10 2016
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Our local weatherman is really very spirited...

He can talk up a storm!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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What do you call one weatherman whoโ€™s fatter than all the others?

Meatierologist

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/stressball40201
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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Watching the weatherman give the forecast and he says we'll probably see some teens late tonight and I said

They shouldn't be out that late without adult supervision. The sound of eyes rolling is music to my ears.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/zulubowie
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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My local radio station really needs to hire an actual weatherman.

I want to hear more about the big storm system in the area but they keep asking for updates from a "meaty urologist."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ManiAAC41
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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My wife asked if I heard that the weatherman died

I said, well didn't he have a 100% chance?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/chasnleo
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 31 2018
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What's a weatherman's favorite type of magic trick?

Sleet of hand.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/nowlan101
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 15 2017
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The Weatherman

What did the Weatherman say when he saw a snow storm coming?

"oh HAIL no!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/conormatthews98
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 25 2015
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Newscaster Dad: And now, here is John with the weather.

Weatherman: Itโ€™s Jim, actually.

Newscaster: My apologies. Hereโ€™s John with the Jim.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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Dad just pulled this one

My dad was watching the weather channel in one room and my mom was in another one. The weatherman was a Russian names Rudolph. My dad yelled to my mom, "Hey honey, I think it's gonna rain tomorrow!" To which she replied "How do you know that?" He said, "I'm watching the weather channel and Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/carsonrocks1489
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 22 2013
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Asked my dad is there was a phillips bit in the house
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TrIQy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 03 2016
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My fathers go-to joke(Bonus craziness inside!)

"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" "NO EYED-DEER"

My favorite, not so much a joke as him being silly, but when I was young, I said "dad, what's for dinner?", he turned to me quickly and shouted, "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!, DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING WEATHERMAN?!" And casually walked away. :3

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Goddess_Farore
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 25 2013
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how many Seconds in a year?

12...

January 2nd, February 2nd...


told to me by a weatherman, I think it counts, he's a dad.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/texacer
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 07 2013
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