From last year to this year the helium shortage has really affected my business.
I'm so tired of the ups and downs. I'm just ready to pop.
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︎ Jun 02 2021
Old school 90βs Ravers arenβt worried about the gas shortage.
Theyβre used to running on E.
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︎ May 13 2021
How can there be a national coin shortage?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
The blockage of the Suez shipping canal is going to cause a worldwide shortage of toilet paper....
Unfortunately I ran out of toilet paper already so started using lettuce leaves. Today was the tip of the iceberg.
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Did you hear about the shredded cheese shortage?
Itβs time to make America grate again!
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Did you hear about the coin shortage?
Apparently, America is literally out of common cents!
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︎ Jul 25 2020
Since the US has a shortage of coins
Does that mean we have a lack of common cents?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Apparently there is a severe shortage of doulas around the world...
It's a real mid-wife crisis!
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︎ Oct 08 2020
With the increasing cases of Covid in America, I was worried there would be a shortage of paper towels.
But I found the grocery story to be Bounty full.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Can you believe California is having an electric shortage? Richard Ricity should run for governor
This way the people can elect Ricity.
The campaign would be "Elect Rick".
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︎ Aug 19 2020
The US is experiencing a coin shortage.
The country is out of common cents.
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︎ Jul 25 2020
A national coin shortage must provide some much needed relief for people who donβt like change.
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︎ Jul 30 2020
In response to the American coin shortage, Canada has committed to providing the U.S. aid
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Due to the Coronavirus, there is a huge shortage of maternity ward staff.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Allegedly thereβs a national coin shortage
I asked someone to explain it to me and they didnβt make cents.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Did you hear about the bread shortage at the Indian grocery store?
When I went there, they had naan left.
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︎ Jul 23 2020
In regards to the toilet paper shortage in Australia
The entire stock - wiped out
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︎ Mar 10 2020
Do yall remember the Great Lightbulb Shortage of '07?
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︎ Jun 10 2020
The national coin shortage is a problem that we can solve if we all...
Be the change that we wanna see.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
With all the shortages, we've been forced to buy the John Wayne toilet paper.
It's rough, tough, and don't take shit off anyone
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︎ May 08 2020
Penny for your thoughts on the coin shortage?
I can't make heads or tails of it. It just doesn't make cents. I guess the way people pay needs some change.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Apparently, new government advice in light of the toilet paper shortage is to use lettuce leaves when using the toilet.
It's the tip of the iceberg (courtesy of my dad).
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︎ Mar 18 2020
"Chronic Shortage"
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︎ Oct 27 2018
Did you hear about the tortilla shortages going on right now? It's okay if you haven't.
They don't taco 'bout it much.
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︎ Nov 28 2019
Did you hear about the Indian bread shortage?
Donβt worry about it, itβs a naan-issue...
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︎ Oct 24 2019
There was a shortage of dough at the Indian restaurant I was at
The waiter told me it was a naan-issue.
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︎ Sep 24 2019
We were talking about water shortage, and my wife said, β Why donβt we dig a hole outside to collect rain water?β
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︎ May 27 2018
Working on a film script about a fizzy drinks shortage in the French capital...
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︎ Mar 30 2019
Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica?
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︎ Jan 20 2019
"Lettuce shortage could be tip of the iceberg as heatwave continues" - The Telegraph. That was worthy of the Grauniad.
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︎ Jul 01 2018
Christmas tree shortage????
Me: There aren't any trees at XYC store.
Wife: Christmas tree shortage?
Me: No, the ones at the other store were normal size......
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︎ Dec 17 2018
Drugstores across the nation are reporting a shortage of plasters for cuts and grazes.
Manufacturers are determined to find a band-aid solution.
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︎ Nov 15 2018
Would a fish shortage be called a Falmon?
I saw this on Twitter, just spreading the good news
https://twitter.com/kelllicopter/status/1010205680135962624?s=21
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︎ Jun 26 2018
One way to solve the current water shortage is to integrate all Amazon Prime accounts.
According to Calculus, we will get an Amazon, plus a sea.
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︎ Jan 17 2018
BREAKING: INTERNAL NINTENDO CORRESPONDENCE REVEALS SHOCKING NES CLASSIC SHORTAGE CONSPIRACY
They're calling it the New NES memo
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︎ Feb 03 2018
Me: is there still a water shortage on that island
Dad: no theres a whole ocean around them.
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︎ Jul 20 2017
There's a shortage of painkillers in the rainforest at the moment...
Apparently the parrots eat 'em all.
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︎ Aug 31 2017
Did you hear about the coin shortage in the US?
Yes, the US is literally out of common cents!
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Due to the lockdown, there is a huge shortage of maternity ward staff in my town.
Itβs a mid-wife crisis.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
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