From last year to this year the helium shortage has really affected my business.

I'm so tired of the ups and downs. I'm just ready to pop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gherkinstein
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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Old school 90’s Ravers aren’t worried about the gas shortage.

They’re used to running on E.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellaHellerson
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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How can there be a national coin shortage?

Makes no cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_live_in_a_truck
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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The blockage of the Suez shipping canal is going to cause a worldwide shortage of toilet paper....

Unfortunately I ran out of toilet paper already so started using lettuce leaves. Today was the tip of the iceberg.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Did you hear about the shredded cheese shortage?

It’s time to make America grate again!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LayThatPipe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Did you hear about the coin shortage?

Apparently, America is literally out of common cents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chopinsbach
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Since the US has a shortage of coins

Does that mean we have a lack of common cents?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jHugley328
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Apparently there is a severe shortage of doulas around the world...

It's a real mid-wife crisis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scrollholio
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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With the increasing cases of Covid in America, I was worried there would be a shortage of paper towels.

But I found the grocery story to be Bounty full.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zkck0517
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Can you believe California is having an electric shortage? Richard Ricity should run for governor

This way the people can elect Ricity.

The campaign would be "Elect Rick".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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The US is experiencing a coin shortage.

The country is out of common cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedShirtCashion
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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A national coin shortage must provide some much needed relief for people who don’t like change.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeepinmama
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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In response to the American coin shortage, Canada has committed to providing the U.S. aid

They give us Nickelback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquireX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Due to the Coronavirus, there is a huge shortage of maternity ward staff.

It’s a midwife crisis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Allegedly there’s a national coin shortage

I asked someone to explain it to me and they didn’t make cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Did you hear about the bread shortage at the Indian grocery store?

When I went there, they had naan left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggfchl
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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In regards to the toilet paper shortage in Australia

The entire stock - wiped out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/00eleven
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Do yall remember the Great Lightbulb Shortage of '07?

Those were dark times

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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The national coin shortage is a problem that we can solve if we all...

Be the change that we wanna see.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinjesus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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With all the shortages, we've been forced to buy the John Wayne toilet paper.

It's rough, tough, and don't take shit off anyone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/btross
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Penny for your thoughts on the coin shortage?

I can't make heads or tails of it. It just doesn't make cents. I guess the way people pay needs some change.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PuddleOfMud
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Apparently, new government advice in light of the toilet paper shortage is to use lettuce leaves when using the toilet.

It's the tip of the iceberg (courtesy of my dad).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nathd1991
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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"Chronic Shortage"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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Did you hear about the tortilla shortages going on right now? It's okay if you haven't.

They don't taco 'bout it much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desireewhitehall
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Did you hear about the Indian bread shortage?

Don’t worry about it, it’s a naan-issue...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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There was a shortage of dough at the Indian restaurant I was at

The waiter told me it was a naan-issue.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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We were talking about water shortage, and my wife said, β€œ Why don’t we dig a hole outside to collect rain water?”

I think she means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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Working on a film script about a fizzy drinks shortage in the French capital...

Last Tango in Paris!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica?

It’s dreadful

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πŸ‘€︎ u/briuh13
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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"Lettuce shortage could be tip of the iceberg as heatwave continues" - The Telegraph. That was worthy of the Grauniad.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartiniPlusOlive
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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Christmas tree shortage????

Me: There aren't any trees at XYC store.

Wife: Christmas tree shortage?

Me: No, the ones at the other store were normal size......

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ja647
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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Drugstores across the nation are reporting a shortage of plasters for cuts and grazes.

Manufacturers are determined to find a band-aid solution.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marty085
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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Would a fish shortage be called a Falmon?

I saw this on Twitter, just spreading the good news

https://twitter.com/kelllicopter/status/1010205680135962624?s=21

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atastycooky
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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One way to solve the current water shortage is to integrate all Amazon Prime accounts.

According to Calculus, we will get an Amazon, plus a sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2018
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BREAKING: INTERNAL NINTENDO CORRESPONDENCE REVEALS SHOCKING NES CLASSIC SHORTAGE CONSPIRACY

They're calling it the New NES memo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainTudmoke
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2018
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Me: is there still a water shortage on that island

Dad: no theres a whole ocean around them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snokis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2017
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There's a shortage of painkillers in the rainforest at the moment...

Apparently the parrots eat 'em all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matt1617
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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Did you hear about the coin shortage in the US?

Yes, the US is literally out of common cents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssj3dvp11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Due to the lockdown, there is a huge shortage of maternity ward staff in my town.

It’s a mid-wife crisis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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