I'm worried that the supreme court will lack empathy now that Ginsburg is gone.
Without her they're ruthless.
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for lack of an intresting title
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︎ Aug 30 2020
My doctor just diagnosed me with a severe lack of awareness.
Man! That came out of nowhere!!
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︎ Oct 26 2020
All my jokes seem to lack in range.
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︎ Dec 28 2020
I conducted a study for Steve Jobs regarding the lack of evolution in his employees.
Those are Apple Bottom Genes.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
With the lack of sports on television, networks are going to show the world origami championship.
Itβll be on paper view.
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︎ Jul 13 2020
My Wife Got Really Mad At My Lack of Direction
So I packed up my stuff and right.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Really disappointed by lack of diversity in LG
I just visited their wireless section and didn't see a single LG BT device
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︎ Jul 30 2020
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
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︎ May 05 2020
Whenever I can't work because of lack of connectivity, I get a warm fuzzy feeling
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︎ Sep 25 2020
What does a dumb empty wallet lack?
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︎ Jul 12 2020
This Joke Lacks Bite
There are rumors of yet another Bill and Ted Sequel following the one in production. Reportedly, it will feature an older, toothless Keanu Reeves who is fighting with his insurance company.
Yeah, the working title: Billin' Ted for Bogus Dentures.
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︎ May 05 2020
Did you know that there is a severe lack of properly sourced info about whales?
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︎ Apr 04 2020
Type O blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread as type βOβ.
I guess we can call it a typo.
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My girlfriend and I were looking at a new apartment today. It seemed nice, but I was disappointed by the lack of furniture in the dining room. "What do you think?" She asked.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
Lack of Foresight
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︎ Jan 09 2018
My lack of knowledge of Greek Mythology...
...is my Achilleβs knee.
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︎ Nov 26 2016
After many abuses, the horse finally rebelled after a lack of food.
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︎ Dec 21 2018
Maybe itβs my lack of punctuation.
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︎ Sep 03 2018
Lack toast
I started to get sick after i stopped eating toast for a week, i went to the doctor and he told me i was lack-toast intolerent
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︎ Nov 30 2018
I just posted a msg to Reddit about the lack of original frontpage content. This was the subject line of their reply.
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︎ Feb 04 2019
My Boss At Pixar and I Got In A Fight Over Our Lack Of Movies
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︎ Feb 11 2019
Both my kids are liberal arts majors, and they seem overwhelmed at the lack of job prospects.
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︎ Jan 02 2019
I'm really upset about the lack of original puns here...
Like seriously, if I've read one, I've reddit all.
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︎ May 27 2016
As I entered the room and noticed the lack of services, I thought to myself, "I'll never stay in a hotel anymore."
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︎ Dec 31 2018
What is it called when your lack of protection causes ornaments to break in their boxes?
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︎ Jan 06 2019
I was on holiday in a picturesque rural lake area, got stressed at the lack of 4G and 3G signal though.
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︎ Nov 25 2017
I applied to be a door man but didn't get the job due to lack of experience.
Which surprised me, I thought it was an entry level position.
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︎ Jun 05 2017
What did the mother tree saw to her son with a lack of interests?
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︎ Oct 17 2016
there is a serious lack of possible bear puns, can any of you think of more?
The problem with bears as a pun topic is that there are only 6 possible puns and most of them are stretches.
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bear double meaning with tolerate
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pandanother thing
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grizzly double meaning with horrific
4)kodiak double meaning with camera
5)koalalifications
6)and Ursidae the family classification can be shortened to sound like ursa and be used instead of "or so" like in the phrase "or so i was told".
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The body builder opened the cupboard, astonished at the lack of protein powder he said...
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︎ Mar 21 2017
My celestial peers don't find me attractive due to my lack of gravity (x-post from /r/fifthworldproblems)
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︎ Feb 11 2016
I feel like American celebrities lack some of the βraβ that Argentine celebrities have.
For example, Maradona has exactly 1 more βraβ than Madonna.
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︎ Oct 03 2018
a serious lack of Joe Pesci puns in here
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︎ Aug 19 2016
People who don't like amputees are lack-toes intolerant
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︎ Dec 31 2015
I'm really feeling the lack of Nathan Fillion's character from 'Firefly' in my life.
I think I've got Mal-nutrition.
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︎ Mar 19 2015
My friend complained to her parents about their recent lack of communication. Her dad mailed her this letter.
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︎ Nov 16 2013
My doctor diagnosed me with severe lack of observation.
That came out of nowhere.
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︎ Jun 05 2020
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
Well, I guess weβll just have to make dew!
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︎ May 09 2020
My doctor just diagnosed me with a severe lack of awareness.
That came out of nowhere.
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