My dad, who can not cook to save his life, after failing to boil eggs:
To my mom: hey honey, are these hardboiled eggs? There more like hard-to-boil eggs. Hahaha
Credit to u/the_richard_cranium. In a sub called r/nononono where things that had the potential to go wrong do, a woman struggles to put out a match. She sets it on the table, defeated failing to do so, but she forgot to put it out before doing so.
Confused, another redditor asked “What kind of match was that?” Cranium replied “No match for her apparently”
Patel was teaching a boy named Ed basic geometry, which he was failing to grasp even on the most basic levels. He mistook squares for triangles, circles for hexagons and so on...
So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.
"What this, Ed?"
"A line?" the boy replied.
"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."
My dad had a failing heart and refused to get surgery.
But in the end, he had a change of heart.
After failing the test on Pythagoras' Theorem, I wanted to die.
What happened to the failing lawyer with erectile dysfunction
If you’re parachute is failing...
You have the rest of your life to fix it.
I got fired from my job at the glass factory for failing to declare my expenses.
Apparently transparency is very important to them.
(I'll let myself out...)
My dad found out that I am at risk of failing biology
He told me, “If you fail at biology, you fail at life.”
My friend was fired from his lumberjack job after failing to cut down a tree 8 times...
He had exceeded the maximum number of loggin' attempts.
Me coming here to have some laugh after failing every exam like
I’m a failing, frustrated Doctor trying to decide if I should retire.
I just don’t have the patients...
I was the solo support act for minor local rock group, 'Nothing'. My set went terribly. I was out of tune, really nervous, the equipment was failing too. The crowd began to boo and leave in droves.
I said, "you ain't seen Nothing yet!"
There are 24 kids in my math class. And from the looks of it, 28 of them are failing.
An old man with failing eyesight fell into a well...
He couldn't see that well
Would've been pretty angry about failing, would be pretty heisty
My Mexican friend has been trying hard to achieve a higher rank in the cartel but he's failing every time.
He's criminally underrated to be honest.
I don't understand why record stores are failing
They have record sales every year
My numbing cream business is failing.
I've been feeling the pinch lately.
What do you call a failing lizard?
After failing as a teacher, my brother tried his hand at insect-arachnid cross-breeding.
I'm getting tired of his stupid ant-ticks!
My parents asked me why I was failing classes back in school....
so I said I was obeying the sign in the school zone that said "Do Not Pass."
What vitamin is best for failing eyesight?
A friend of mine is failing his Spanish class
I told him he needed more Vitamin Si.
I cant believe I'm failing Maths!
My friend was fired from his lumberjack job after failing to cut down a tree 8 times.
He had exceeded the maximum number of loggin' attempts.
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