I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure.
Good players are hard to find.
A man went to the doctor’s and told him, “I feel like such a failure. All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up.”
He said, “Wow, that’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.”
The competitive painting contest was an abject failure
as it ended in a draw.
After the failure of the wii u
Nintendo decided to switch things up
My family branded me as a failure, then I invented an invisibility cloak.
If only they could see me now...
When do you know a dad joke is a failure?
When it’s not punny
My dad is going through heart failure, and the first text that I get from him after sending him a card says:
“No more corny jokes, now just corn-orary jokes”
I’m glad he still has his sense of humor through these tough times
My "bathroom humor" comedy routine was a failure ...
I couldn't get a single laugh from the guys in the other urinal stalls.
If a cow doesn’t produce milk, it’s both an udder failure, and a milk dud.
My "bathroom humor" comedy routine was a failure... /r/badjokes/comments/eybo…
For 2020 my new years resolution is to think about my worst failures
because hindsight is 2020
I was rying to milk my cow and it looks like it was an udder failure.
I tried chicken farming once, but i was a complete failure.
Not sure if I buried them too deep, or too far apart.
I don't see why people think the Titanic was a failure...
I thought it went swimmingly.
Fun whiskey fact: when creating Buffalo Trace bourbon, the first couple of attempts were complete failures. They even went so far as to destroy all records of the early products
which is why you never hear about Buffalo Uno or Buffalo Dos
What does a pirate with heart failures need?
Anti-arrrrrrrrrrhythmics
The new iPhone won't be a failure...
...it will be a huge 6S
(x-post /r/apple)
The next iPhone won't be a failure
In fact, it will be a 6S
The new MacBook is destined for failure because...
...it has NO FANS!! :-D
“I feel like such a failure, doc. All my 5 boys want to be valets when they grow up.”
Doctor: WOW! That’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.
