My vaccine dad joke failed
If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed
I failed my medical school entrance exam last week, thanks to nerves.
The correct answer was blood vessels.
You know you've failed as a parent....
....when you let your 14 year old daughter smoke at the table, infront of her kids.
I took Binary 101 last semester, but failed it miserably.
Turns out it was a level 5 course.
My son was telling me that he has just failed his exam in Aboriginal music...
There are 3 rings in a failed marriage:
Engagement ring
Wedding ring
And suffering...
There's a girl group that consist of failed fashion models.
They are called One Expression
What do you call a failed dairy farm?
My new club on the moon failed...
After my failed attempt at growing vegetables this year, I've decided to become a music producer.
I've got a ton of sick beets.
I failed maths so many times at school.
I failed a math test on an elevator.
I got it wrong on so many levels.
An old one I know, I just thought the punchline needed revision.
after the dam failed, the engineer thought he'd lost his job for sure
but at the performance review he was consoled by his boss, "it's all just water under the bridge"
My car failed it’s emissions test today!
I just failed my trigonometry test...
It's because I don't understand sine language.
I actually failed pirate school
I only learned my letters up to quueeuuee
I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.
It was hard to differentiate between them.
Started a business selling highlander themed masks but it failed miserably.
Apparently, their can be only one.
Mario failed his online course
Because of his Internet Bowser
Mickey mouse failed to divorce with Minnie mouse because the judges said “you can’t just divorce with someone for being stupid” to which Mickey said:
“I didn’t say she was stupid, I said she was fucking Goofy”
Did you hear about the failed nihilist?
He simply did nothing, wrong.
I just failed my Information Technology class...
John: I failed my first indigenous Australian music exam
Snoo failed his book quiz?
He should have gone and Reddit.
I almost failed in my yesterday's open book exam.
TIL: A thousand years ago, a group of Russian explorers tried to sail into Alaska, but failed.
They couldn’t get their Bering Strait.
Vlad Putin’s new casino in Moscow failed.
Apparently nobody wanted to play Russian Roulette.
I almost failed out of cosmetology school.
So I had to take a few makeup classes.
Mark Zuckerburg failed his Turing Test today.
He doesn't know how to feel about it.
My idea for a Tic-tac-toe movie failed
Although it looked good on paper
If I had 50 cents for every time I failed a math test,
I'd have $7.20 right now.
I took a cheese shredding class, but wasn't very good at it. I nearly failed.
The neighbour's sheep failed to break into the grain shed.
There was no battering ram.
I can't believe I failed my HVAC course...
I studied asbestos I could...
Probably should have insulated my grade a little better...
I just failed a fire safety course when they asked what steps I would take in case of an explosion...
Apparently, "extremely large ones" wasn’t an acceptable answer...
I’ve just failed my electricians exam.
Ah well, I’ll just keep plugging away and try again.
My new business failed miserably, I was selling T-shirts featuring glow in the dark dollar bills
But then my Dad reminded me: money doesn’t glow on tees.
My idea of a professional Hide and Seek tournament failed miserably.
Good players are hard to find.
I failed no nut November because I saw a donut store sign and I read "do nut"
I signed up for a Binary 101 class, but I failed it miserably.
Turns out it’s a Level 5 course.
If I had 50 cents for every maths Exam I failed
I recently failed my Medical College entrance exam because of nerves.
The correct answer was blood vessels.
My mate was telling me that he failed his exam in Aboriginal music....
I've failed in Maths more times than I can count.
I failed a health and safety course yesterday. One of the questions was ‘in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?’
‘Large ones’ was apparently the wrong answer.
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