Today, I told my son about a book I was reading. It was on how to discharge electricity
He asked me for the name. I told him that the book was called
"Kil-a-watt"
In college, my roommates and I were so broke that we couldn’t pay our electricity bill.
Those were the darkest days of our lives.
Ever since the power company shut off my electricity
I’ve been in a very dark place.
Top ten sources of static electricity...
Judge: "So, Mr Robot. Your neighbour accused you of stealing their electricity to power yourself. How do you plead?"
The defendant who is a robot: "Guilty as charged"
My friend was explaining electricity
Why do bank robbers hate electricity?
Because of the copper in the wires.
A sweater I purchased was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one, free of charge.
Why does electricity not like voting?
It doesn’t want to elect ron.
Apparently, I’ve been using counterfeit electricity at home.
I’m a victim of electron fraud!
There was a time before electricity believe it or not.
If electricity always follows the path of least resistance,
Why doesn't lighting always strike in France?
Electricity is in the air.
What do you call a flower that is full of electricity?
A power plant.
My 6 y/o and I came up with that haha
Somebody told me a joke about electricity.
Did you hear about the man who was arrested for stealing electricity?
He was cleared of all charges.
Why are Lionel Richie’s electricity bills so high?
Because he’s up “All Night Long”!
Heard this joke on the radio yesterday, I thought it deserved a place here.
My father always laughed at me when I got shocked playing with electricity
He’d laugh and say, “Son, you’re grounded.”
With great power comes a huge electricity bill.
How do you know where your nearest source of electricity is?
By their current location.
What kind of dog runs on electricity?
Hey, I don't care, if people want to spend lots of their money on electricity...
Why is electricity always so chilled out?
The company Volkswagon has said that they will release a new series of cars that use electricity.
They decided to call it, Voltswagon.
Our electricity went out last night.
We were powerless to stop it.
I lost electricity at home yesterday.
I think my house is on a power trip.
Why doesn’t electricity like History class?
Because it’s only interested in current events.
The person who discovered electricity...
Must have been quite shocked!
My efforts to save on my electricity bills have really paid off.
And honestly, I’m delighted.
I have a joke about electricity
Unfortunately, it’s so bad that it hertz.
A KING WHO PROVIDES FREE ELECTRICITY TO HIS KINGDOM...
We're learning about electricity in Physics class...
Ohm my gawd, it's fascinating!
What did Tesla say when Edison said he could knit electricity?
The sweater my kids gave me last Christmas kept picking up static electricity…
So I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another one…free of charge.
Trivia question! How long does it take for electricity to travel the length of a 10 car train?
It all depends on the conductor.
I once bought a sweater that was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one free of charge.
A sweater I bought was picking up so much static electricity that I had to return it to the store.
They have me another one, free of charge.
A jumper I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the shop.
They gave me a replacement....free of charge
In college I was so broke I couldn’t afford the electricity bill
Those were the darkest days of my life
The sweater I got for Christmas was picking up static electricity. So I went to the store to return it.
They gave me another one. Free of charge.
In college I was so broke I couldn't afford the electricity bill.
Those were the darkest days of my life.
The sweater I bought recently kept picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store
They gave me another one, free of charge
Once I was so broke I couldn't even pay the electricity bill.
A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one, free of charge.
In college, I was so broke that I couldn’t afford to pay the electricity bill.
Those were the darkest days of my life.
I got a new sweater for Christmas, but it was picking up too much static electricity
I returned it for a new one, free of charge
A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one free of charge.
I got a new sweater for Christmas, but it was picking up too much static electricity
I exchanged it for a new one, free of charge
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