Static electricity Puns

A list of puns related to "Static electricity"

Top ten sources of static electricity...

Number 7 will shock you

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👤︎ u/GDGameplayer
📅︎ Feb 27 2021
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A sweater I purchased was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.

They gave me another one, free of charge.

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👤︎ u/dirtybirdal
📅︎ May 12 2020
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The sweater my kids gave me last Christmas kept picking up static electricity…

So I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another one…free of charge.

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Dec 03 2017
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I tried the Van der Graaf static electricity generator at Boston's Museum of Science.

It was a hair raising experience.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Apr 04 2019
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Static Electricity

Wife: I've been shocking things all day, every time I touch something I get a shock.

Me: I don't know why it's shocking, you should expect it by now.

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👤︎ u/GooseTheGeek
📅︎ Mar 05 2014
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I once bought a sweater that was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.

They gave me another one free of charge.

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👤︎ u/DUIofPussy
📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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A sweater I bought was picking up so much static electricity that I had to return it to the store.

They have me another one, free of charge.

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👤︎ u/Brucemoose1
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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A jumper I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the shop.

They gave me a replacement....free of charge

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👤︎ u/warmo1981
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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The sweater I got for Christmas was picking up static electricity. So I went to the store to return it.

They gave me another one. Free of charge.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 27 2019
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The sweater I bought recently kept picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store

They gave me another one, free of charge

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ May 18 2020
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A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.

They gave me another one, free of charge.

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev
📅︎ Jul 28 2019
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I got a new sweater for Christmas, but it was picking up too much static electricity

I returned it for a new one, free of charge

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👤︎ u/Erikg1116
📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store.

They gave me another one free of charge.

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👤︎ u/tttulio
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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I got a new sweater for Christmas, but it was picking up too much static electricity

I exchanged it for a new one, free of charge

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👤︎ u/Erikg1116
📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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The sweater I got last Christmas kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another one…

…free of charge.

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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The sweater I bought from the store was picking up static electricity, so I went back to change it.

They gave me another one, free of charge.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 22 2019
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My wife bought me a sweater that was picking up static electricity, so I went to the store to change it.

They replaced it with a new one, free of charge.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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I got a new sweater that kept picking up static electricity.

So I took it back and exchanged it for another—free of charge.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 12 2018
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The sweater my kids gave me last Christmas kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another one…

...free of charge...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jul 05 2018
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The jumper I got for Christmas kept picking up static electricity...

... so I returned it and exchanged it for another one free of charge.

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👤︎ u/thomt94
📅︎ Jan 05 2016
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