I want to start a gas company that deals exclusively in fuel derived from dog fossils. It’s going to be called Paw Petrol.
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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The shop assistant just groaned...

My girlfriend wnted a new watch so we went to the local shopping centre to go to the Fossil shop. It was shut due to a power outage. Go back the next day and they're open; a quick chat with the shop assistant and she says the problem still isn't fixed and they're using generators to try and get through the day.

I couldn't help myself and say "I guess that means you're running on Fossil Fuel then?"

It didn't go down very well.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2014
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