I want to start a gas company that deals exclusively in fuel derived from dog fossils. It’s going to be called Paw Petrol.
Scientists have just discovered a fossilized Dinosaur fart...
They say it’s a blast from the past!
*credit to my 9 year old daughter
A large oil company has announced that it is going to start producing fuel from insect urine.
Asked my friends if they could drink 5 litres of fuel and not be sick. Turned out.....
I am trying to figure out whether that fuel tanker in front of me is full or not.
Your gas is as good as mine.
Archaeologists found the remains of the 12 apostles...
They're now called 'The 12 a-FOSSILS'
All this fuel pump talk is a real gas.
My dad trained his dog to sniff rocks and bark when it found a fossil.
It's a trained barkeologist.
I told my Friend a story
It was about a dinosaur. I can't get into it right now, it was a long tail
Good punmanship is an investment in your future
What do you call a Transformer with a half full fuel tank?
told my wife i couldn't carry 20 liters of fuel
and she told me she knew someone who could, so I asked who
she said: jerrycan
Sisyphus met a neanderthal who amazed him by demonstrating how to use jet fuel to propel the boulder up the hill.
"It's not rock. It science."
I just found out astronauts are using rocket fuel
I've just ordered the personalised license plate BAA BAA.
My 3yr old son told me there was a real dinosaur in the house! So we spent the morning looking for it when we saw a tail around the corner, but it was just a fossil-arm.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy the other is a little lighter
What kind of fuel does Ryder's dad put in his car?
What do you call a dinosaur’s fart?
Which Spice Girl can hold the most fuel?
Dad and son create a pun fueled, food map [x-post /r/interestingasfuck]
http://imgur.com/a/j9cGL?gallery
Who can drink 5 litres of petrol and not get ill?
Elon Musk has developed a new Tesla car that uses karma instead of fuel.
Did you hear about the fossil they just found in South America?
It’s like a Brazilian years old.
I found a fossil today.
Not worth much money, but it has sedimental value.
You're a fossil sample and I'm an impatient paleontologist
Cause I want to date you badly
-Ninja Sex Party lyrics
The archeologist thought he had dug up a full dinosaur
but it just was a fossil arm
what did the archaeologist say when accused of lying about fossils?
Chinese takeout: $24.95. Fuel to pick it up: $1.00. Getting home and realizing they shorted you a box:
Jet Engine Fueled by the Faith of Christ
THE POWER OF CHRIST PROPELS YOU
Fossil record...
...it's rock solid evidence of evolution.
The fuel economy on that thing is NO
Police raised an alert in error, thinking they’d discovered a recently severed appendage.
What kind of party do paleontologists throw when they find a fossilized tibia?
Went to check what fuel was used in the Vatican City
Did you hear about the car with no fuel in it.
No?
Well no surprise it never went anywhere.
Did you know they make a cologne that smells like rocket fuel
"Where is the best place to refill your car fuel?"
Why did the nuclear fuel smell?
Did you know that Apollo 11 landed in the wrong place?
The shuttle was low on fuel, so Armstrong has to take manual control of it to find them a safer place to land, landing 4 miles away from where they intended to.
The scientists behind it were very Apollo-getic.
A large oil company has announced that it is going to start producing fuel from insect urine.
I heard a large oil company is making fuel out of bug urine...
Who can drink 10 litres of fuel without getting sick?
Who can drink 20 litres of fuel?
Scientists have recently discovered a fossilized dinosaur fart.
They say it's a blast from the past.
Who can drink 20 litres of fuel?
Who can carry the fuel?
Who can carry 20L of fuel for me?
JERRY CAN!!
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