3 fish walking on the sea floor
  1. fish 1 turns to a nearby restaurant and asks: shell we eat here?
    fish 3 says: is it even good tho?
    fish 1 then says: yeah its good, ive haddock with fish 2 before its a very good plaice.
    fish 2 says: yeah that plaice is good, when i first took a bite of the food, i let out a huge, oh my cod!
    fish 3 says: i trout that tho it seems kinda fishy, arowana eat at this restaurant. halibut that one? i had it with a large grouper before. ive even met the gill of my breams before!
    fish 1 says: oh sure! i dont mind.
    fish 3 says: there is a caviar tho, its very expensive and of-fish-al.
    fish 2 says: oh for heavens hake! you know we dont have the money for that.
    fish 3 says: nah im ballin, i could perch-ace the whole store!
    fish 2 says: in my breams you cod, you take me for a school?! you are bass-lighting me.
    fish 3 says: no, im not bass-lighting you. ive been surfing on this nft hype recently and have made river-bank! keep it as a sea-cret tho.
    fish 2 says: oh, thats surf-prising. how much money have you made?
    fish 3 says: mmm, about a gillion so far. its difficult to start tho, i had to shell all my craw-perty to a shellfish clam at the prawn-shop! but, i took my oppor-tuna-ty and made profit.
    fish 1 says: ughh are you done coral-ling? im starving here!
    fish 2 says: actually, do yall sea the curved metal thing up there? The food on it look delicious, let's crab it.
  2. they all agreed unanimously, but little did they know, a wrasse-ful fisherman was up there,
    waiting for his next meal.
  3. fin
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📅︎ Dec 13 2021
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