Disinfect Puns

A list of puns related to "Disinfect"

My friend told me he never disinfects his house, but I don’t trust him.

He Lysol the time.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Mar 14 2020
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What do you call the German man that fell into a tub of disinfectant?

Hans-anitizer

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👤︎ u/_Explosive_Muffin_
📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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Did you guys hear about Trump wanting to inject disinfectant?

It'll lead to an increase in the Dettol.

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👤︎ u/thespecialpun
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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Did you hear about the thief who stole a supply truck of disinfectant?

He made a clean getaway.

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👤︎ u/OmegaLiquidX
📅︎ Mar 18 2020
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My dad cleaned out his car engine with sanitiser and disinfectant...

He wanted to be soaper sure it had a clean start.

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👤︎ u/Ruminino
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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Why don’t ants get sick?

Because of their antybodies

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👤︎ u/DeLasRocas
📅︎ May 15 2020
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What kind of insect can kill germs?

A disinfect-ant.

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👤︎ u/PotBuzz
📅︎ Apr 01 2020
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know any mop puns

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👤︎ u/tree22211
📅︎ May 04 2018
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