Pun in, ten dead.
Her: What is this little USB thing? Is this a juul charger?
Me: No, I think it’s an adapter for the Steam controller.
Her: Well, a juul is kind of like a steam controller.
Pun in, ten dead
Edit: The police quickly arrived at the scene, surrounding the bar. The pun was trapped in the bar but it decided to hold on and have a shoot out with the police instead of surrendering. Sadly, the pun was shot. He was pun out dead at the scene.
Edit: Nobody attended the puns funeral, they all at ten ded.
-Mic drop-
Edit: Wasn’t that a killer pun?
Edit: Unfortunately I told about 10 puns before this one. Did any of them land? No. No pun in ten did.
(Credit To killsforsporks and TLo137 for the last 2 edits)
Son: Wow that stream is really rush'en.
Me: oh good that is so much better than German.
I just had to pick a country real quick not trying to make any statement....
Stupid Subway
...”MOM! DAD CALLED ME A LITTLE MORON!!”
He said, “No, they usually come that way.”
So we were at the mint and I was asked 'do we need to pay for parking here?'
I said: don't they make enough money here?
“SIX Pence? Nun the richer.”
"So we'll have a dalmatian plantain, son."
Easy, you just need to have parking son's
Some guy: "It's raining cats and dogs!"
Another guy: "Yeah, it might even rain a bear!"
Band director: "Then it'd be bearly raining!"
It was nice to hear a dadjoke in the wild like that.
I said "I hope being so close to the river doesn't make you go InSeine..."
Surprisingly, I got a pretty good laugh considering it was my first time meeting the guy. My colleague, who is more acquainted with my antics, rolled her eyes :)
I thought of a good one, I just needed a bit
I told her that i have the same problem and find it very irrigating as well
Friend: Text me when you have time.
Me: When you have time.
Friend: ...
...and loudly shouts out that it's a Beetle.
To which my dad replies, stone faced, "Which one? John, Paul, George or Ringo?".
One of my co-workers just walked by my office looking for stamp ink. She said, "You don't ever need to stamp anything, do you?"
Without missing a beat, I said, "Just my feet!"
Pun in, ten dead...
