Slot machine Puns

The Juan Ahmed bandit

My cousin and I pour two buckets of coins in to the machine and it kicks out the rejects into a little slot. My cousin starts sending them back through the machine to try to get them accepted.

I look over and say, "come on, now you're just nickel and diming it."

The teller chuckles. My cousin rolls her eyes and says, "you're not funny."

I say, "that's just your two cents."

My mom and I park in front of the ATM so she can get some cash. I wait in the passenger seat as she goes to the ATM. I look up just in time to see her turn around and start jumping up and down saying "I won! I won!" like she just hit the jackpot at a slot machine. Oh gosh, that's embarrassing...