Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?

Cuz they literally can’t even

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fuckleberry__Finn
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I feel numb looking at odd numbers which makes me even number..
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shivraj234
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You know what’s really odd?

Numbers not divisible by 2.

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What odd number is no longer odd when you remove a letter?

Seven. If you you remove the S it becomes even.

Heard from my nine year old three minutes ago.

I’ve never been more proud.

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I have an odd attraction to a bounty hunter in Star Wars...

Guess I have a Boba Fetish

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I was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue. Which is odd because...

...Australians usually boo meringue

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Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ..

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis (edited, thanks kind friends for the correction!)

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Why do valley girls only hang out in odd numbers?

They just can't even

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WantedDadorAlive
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I have an odd sense of humor.

Otherwise, it would be even.

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Why do teenage girls only hang around in groups of odd numbers?

Because OMG they can’t even.

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Eleven has 'even' in it. How odd...
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Bullets are odd

They only do their job once they are fired

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Why wasn't 50 odd?

57

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I thought it was odd when I saw a police officer dressed up as an airline pilot.

Then it dawned on me...

He must be one of those plane clothes cops!

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Why do teenage girls always walk in odd numbers

Cuz they like can’t even

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I came home with a salamander on my shoulder and my son, all excited, shouted, "What's his name!?” Smiling, I replied, β€œTiny!" My kid laughed and asked, β€œWhat an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?”

I explained, β€œBecause...he’s my newt!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
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Never tell me the odds!
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Why do teenage girls always walk around in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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A beavers tail makes them look odd.

But without it they would look otter.

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Do you know what's odd?

Half of all integers.

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I was at the supermarket and I picked up these little odd shaped onions. When I got home my wife asked should she use them for dinner tonight, I told her "Yes, but they're quite strong so...

...don't use shallot."

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I named my plants as Odds.

Turns out my neighbour too named his plants as Odds.

Water the odds.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RayInRed
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Is infinity odd or even?

Oddly enough, it's even. But even so, it's still an odd concept.

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What were the odds in 1957 of being the exact stray dog chosen to be the first living thing in space?

Laika million to one

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I wonder what the odds are...

of me turning up at Gamblers Anonymous tomorrow night.

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My son asked me if I thought 2020 was an odd year.

I said well if you ask me, 2020 is more of an even year.

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Some bad puns are not very odd

Bad puns makes me numb, but bad math puns makes me even number. If you think that's odd, you're wrong.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KnupyBaum
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This elevator is very odd.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ManILoveFarming
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Isn’t it odd that Australians are proud of inventing pavlova?

They usually boo meringue.

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I saw this odd guy walking towards the cemetery with a shovel...

I had grave concerns

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/1kings2214
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Why do millennials only count using odd numbers?

Because the CANT even.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spookyboy96
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15 2019
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What number is mostly even, but yet still odd?

seven

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dottree
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2019 has been an odd year so far

Because it isn’t even.

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One time, I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd.

Then I saw another marine animal, and I thought it was otter.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OiTheRolk
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Wow a GrassHopper is out. It’s kinda odd but I’ve seen Stranger Things.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Livmativ
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The odds are astronomical
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yashT19
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I feel odd today.

I literally can't even.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27 2019
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Wanna see something odd?

1,3,5,7,9

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Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.

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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him, A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him. A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him, A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Edit: Wow! Didn't expect this big reaction! Thanks for the silver! Edit 2: And gold!? Thanks again! :)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/auroraborora
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You know what’s really odd?

Numbers not divisible by 2.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/techsavior
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2020
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Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DrunkRedditBot
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What even number becomes odd when you remove a letter?

SIX! If you remove the S you are left with IX, which is nine in roman numerals

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GiceVE
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Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
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