Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?

Cuz they literally can’t even

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuckleberry__Finn
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I feel numb looking at odd numbers which makes me even number..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shivraj234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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You know what’s really odd?

Numbers not divisible by 2.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zRage4
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What odd number is no longer odd when you remove a letter?

Seven. If you you remove the S it becomes even.

Heard from my nine year old three minutes ago.

I’ve never been more proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/platypus_eyes
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I have an odd attraction to a bounty hunter in Star Wars...

Guess I have a Boba Fetish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flylink63
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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I was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue. Which is odd because...

...Australians usually boo meringue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alastrel3000
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Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ..

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis (edited, thanks kind friends for the correction!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Why do valley girls only hang out in odd numbers?

They just can't even

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WantedDadorAlive
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I have an odd sense of humor.

Otherwise, it would be even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lavetic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Why do teenage girls only hang around in groups of odd numbers?

Because OMG they can’t even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rob_Haggis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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Eleven has 'even' in it. How odd...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpicyCamelAvocado
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Bullets are odd

They only do their job once they are fired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geb69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Why wasn't 50 odd?

57

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therobloxiankid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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I thought it was odd when I saw a police officer dressed up as an airline pilot.

Then it dawned on me...

He must be one of those plane clothes cops!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MsUneek
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Why do teenage girls always walk in odd numbers

Cuz they like can’t even

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikolas306736
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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I came home with a salamander on my shoulder and my son, all excited, shouted, "What's his name!?” Smiling, I replied, β€œTiny!" My kid laughed and asked, β€œWhat an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?”

I explained, β€œBecause...he’s my newt!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Never tell me the odds!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/racas
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Why do teenage girls always walk around in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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A beavers tail makes them look odd.

But without it they would look otter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brendan_07
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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Do you know what's odd?

Half of all integers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tilt-a-whirly-gig
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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I was at the supermarket and I picked up these little odd shaped onions. When I got home my wife asked should she use them for dinner tonight, I told her "Yes, but they're quite strong so...

...don't use shallot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__itsyaboi__
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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I named my plants as Odds.

Turns out my neighbour too named his plants as Odds.

Water the odds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Is infinity odd or even?

Oddly enough, it's even. But even so, it's still an odd concept.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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What were the odds in 1957 of being the exact stray dog chosen to be the first living thing in space?

Laika million to one

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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I wonder what the odds are...

of me turning up at Gamblers Anonymous tomorrow night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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My son asked me if I thought 2020 was an odd year.

I said well if you ask me, 2020 is more of an even year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urmomgey2006
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Some bad puns are not very odd

Bad puns makes me numb, but bad math puns makes me even number. If you think that's odd, you're wrong.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnupyBaum
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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This elevator is very odd.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManILoveFarming
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Isn’t it odd that Australians are proud of inventing pavlova?

They usually boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MJ_Coop
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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I saw this odd guy walking towards the cemetery with a shovel...

I had grave concerns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Why do millennials only count using odd numbers?

Because the CANT even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spookyboy96
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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What number is mostly even, but yet still odd?

seven

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dottree
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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2019 has been an odd year so far

Because it isn’t even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avalanche3387
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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One time, I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd.

Then I saw another marine animal, and I thought it was otter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OiTheRolk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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Wow a GrassHopper is out. It’s kinda odd but I’ve seen Stranger Things.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Livmativ
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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The odds are astronomical
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashT19
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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I feel odd today.

I literally can't even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Wanna see something odd?

1,3,5,7,9

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hatlesshobo
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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamuraiSAM5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him, A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him. A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nymphomanius
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him, A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Edit: Wow! Didn't expect this big reaction! Thanks for the silver! Edit 2: And gold!? Thanks again! :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/auroraborora
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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You know what’s really odd?

Numbers not divisible by 2.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techsavior
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkRedditBot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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What even number becomes odd when you remove a letter?

SIX! If you remove the S you are left with IX, which is nine in roman numerals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GiceVE
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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