Pooh can't calculate the angle at which his friend magically conjured a kitschy garden ornament.

He's not good with tigger-gnome-hat-trick equations.

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π€︎ u/thvwlsrmssng
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What tool fastens things at an angle?

Askew driver.

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What angle should you approach a problem from?

The right angle. If thatβs not an option, then the try-angle.

P.S. This joke comes courtesy of my 8 year old son. Iβm floored.

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π€︎ u/PiRRoundNotSquare
π︎ Feb 10 2021
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Why couldn't the angle get a loan?

It always thought it was right, but it was really quite obtuse.

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π€︎ u/MomNDadBods
π︎ Feb 05 2021
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Ever hear the tale about the angle less than 90 degrees?

It's acute story...

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π€︎ u/hotsprings1234
π︎ Dec 26 2020
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What do u call an angle that was beaten up?

A rectangle

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π€︎ u/granolaa_15
π︎ Jan 26 2021
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Snow Angles
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π€︎ u/Coddy93
π︎ Dec 25 2020
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My kids fought for a long time over a device to measure angles

It was a protracted battle

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π€︎ u/RatherBeSkiing
π︎ Jan 09 2021
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What happens if you don't look at things from the right angle?

You might find find yourself looking at a slippery slope.

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π€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
π︎ Jan 05 2021
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When I was young, I was obsessed with the difference between a sine and a cosine.

Later, I realized it was just a phase.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Mar 28 2021
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heβs right!
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I saw a deaf triangle with an unknown angle

So I Sined to it

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π€︎ u/owenthetechie
π︎ Dec 13 2020
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How does Matthew McConaughey like his angles?

All right all right all right

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π€︎ u/Pxander
π︎ Sep 30 2020
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What do you call a square that got into a car accident?

A rect-angle

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π€︎ u/Echo_The_God
π︎ Apr 28 2021
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I had a dream where I thought I was in a trigonometric function of an angle...

I thought I was in-sine!

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π€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
π︎ Sep 05 2020
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π€︎ u/Ahydron
π︎ Nov 13 2020
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120 degrees
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π€︎ u/spinnaker190
π︎ Dec 08 2020
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What a pizza work!
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π€︎ u/nitestocker372
π︎ Mar 13 2021
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Thereβs a new drug going around that is nicknamed βangleβ. My friends want to try it with me, but I took a D.A.R.E. course and donβt want to do drugs, so my friends make fun of me.

I guess Iβm just too square to try angle.

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π€︎ u/PopTarnekPop
π︎ Oct 17 2020
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The would make a cute angle
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π€︎ u/Tarlungs110466
π︎ Jul 27 2020
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Why wonβt triangles go on dates with circles?

Theyβre pointless.

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π€︎ u/Calm_Fan_381
π︎ Dec 01 2020
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Contractor walks to the corner of a new project

Says, βfrom the right angle this looks great!β

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π€︎ u/troutslayer12
π︎ May 16 2021
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The would make a cute angle
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π€︎ u/Tarlungs110466
π︎ Jul 27 2020
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If you sin 90 times, you'll only get caught 50% of times,

Because sin 90 = cot 45.

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π€︎ u/charan_88
π︎ Sep 12 2020
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Why couldnβt the angle get a loan?

Because itβs parents wouldnβt cosine

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π€︎ u/i-pee-blood
π︎ Apr 14 2020
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My son drew a polygon with three edges and three vertices with angles less than 90Β°...

It was acute triangle, I must admit!

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π€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
π︎ Jul 26 2020
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No matter how hard I study farming and angles, Iβm doomed to be an amateur.

Iβll never be a protractor.

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π€︎ u/tvkyle
π︎ Jun 07 2020
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In an attempt to teach him shapes, I told my 2-year-old son to pick out the 3-sided shape with a 90 degree angle. He picked one...

It was the right triangle.

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π€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
π︎ Jul 26 2020
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π€︎ u/heyItsAnurag
π︎ Nov 20 2020
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Damn those waves
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I'm from Las Vegas, so I know a thing or two about angles

It is sin City after all

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π€︎ u/Crimsonate-F3
π︎ Apr 19 2020
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My daughter informed me that the earth is tilted at a 23.5 degree angle /r/Jokes/comments/g7nncw/β¦
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π€︎ u/mikelb5
π︎ Apr 25 2020
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The geometry major proved to be an excellent gardener...

...due to his extensive knowledge of tree angles.

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π€︎ u/SegavsCapcom
π︎ Apr 09 2021
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If 90Β° says anything in argument with the other angles, it's always correct.

Cuz it's the only right angle.

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π€︎ u/thats-MEan
π︎ Dec 27 2019
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I saw an acute angle today and thought

"Something isn't right"

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π€︎ u/monsterlooster
π︎ Jan 12 2020
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When I was helping my son with his math homework,

I found an angle of 0.35Β°, and I found that odd.

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π€︎ u/05_berryCW
π︎ Mar 26 2021
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Whatβs his angle?
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π€︎ u/FinalCaveat
π︎ May 31 2019
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I hate it when kids these days write βangleβ instead of βangel.β

They are just trying to be edgy.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Mar 24 2019
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Complimentary angles
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π€︎ u/frogGuardian
π︎ Aug 06 2019
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What's the best angle to approach any problem?

The tryangle!

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π€︎ u/Flowbombahh
π︎ Jan 22 2020
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3 angles don't make one right.
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π€︎ u/tttulio
π︎ Jan 08 2019
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What do you call a triangle thats had too much to drink?

A wrecked angle

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π€︎ u/Craftninja7
π︎ Jan 04 2021
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I recently adjusted the angle of the mirror in my bathroom

It has given me a new perspective

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π€︎ u/martb03
π︎ Oct 21 2019
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How do you know an angle is too drunk?

When it's a rect angle

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π€︎ u/mattmilli1
π︎ Dec 04 2019
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I am able to park my car at weird angles.

This ability is unparalleled

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π€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
π︎ Oct 17 2019
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What do you call a rectangle that got into a car accident?

A wrecked-angle.

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π€︎ u/devdevo1919
π︎ Apr 29 2021
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