A list of puns related to "Angled"

Pooh can't calculate the angle at which his friend magically conjured a kitschy garden ornament.

He's not good with tigger-gnome-hat-trick equations.

What tool fastens things at an angle?

Askew driver.

What angle should you approach a problem from?

The right angle. If thatβs not an option, then the try-angle.

*P.S. This joke comes courtesy of my 8 year old son. Iβm floored.*

Why couldn't the angle get a loan?

It always thought it was right, but it was really quite obtuse.

Ever hear the tale about the angle less than 90 degrees?

It's acute story...

What do u call an angle that was beaten up?

A rectangle

My kids fought for a long time over a device to measure angles

It was a protracted battle

What happens if you don't look at things from the right angle?

You might find find yourself looking at a slippery slope.

When I was young, I was obsessed with the difference between a sine and a cosine.

Later, I realized it was just a phase.

heβs right!

I saw a deaf triangle with an unknown angle

So I Sined to it

How does Matthew McConaughey like his angles?

All right all right all right

What do you call a square that got into a car accident?

A rect-angle

I had a dream where I thought I was in a trigonometric function of an angle...

I thought I was in-sine!

120 degrees

What a pizza work!

Thereβs a new drug going around that is nicknamed βangleβ. My friends want to try it with me, but I took a D.A.R.E. course and donβt want to do drugs, so my friends make fun of me.

I guess Iβm just too square to try angle.

The would make a cute angle

Why wonβt triangles go on dates with circles?

Theyβre pointless.

Contractor walks to the corner of a new project

Says, βfrom the right angle this looks great!β

The would make a cute angle

If you sin 90 times, you'll only get caught 50% of times,

Because sin 90 = cot 45.

Why couldnβt the angle get a loan?

Because itβs parents wouldnβt cosine

My son drew a polygon with three edges and three vertices with angles less than 90Β°...

It was acute triangle, I must admit!

No matter how hard I study farming and angles, Iβm doomed to be an amateur.

Iβll never be a protractor.

In an attempt to teach him shapes, I told my 2-year-old son to pick out the 3-sided shape with a 90 degree angle. He picked one...

It was the right triangle.

ΰΌΰΊΆβΏΰΌΰΊΆ

Damn those waves

I'm from Las Vegas, so I know a thing or two about angles

It is sin City after all

My daughter informed me that the earth is tilted at a 23.5 degree angle /r/Jokes/comments/g7nncw/β¦

The geometry major proved to be an excellent gardener...

...due to his extensive knowledge of tree angles.

If 90Β° says anything in argument with the other angles, it's always correct.

Cuz it's the only right angle.

I saw an acute angle today and thought

"Something isn't right"

When I was helping my son with his math homework,

I found an angle of 0.35Β°, and I found that odd.

Whatβs his angle?

I hate it when kids these days write βangleβ instead of βangel.β

They are just trying to be edgy.

Complimentary angles

What's the best angle to approach any problem?

The tryangle!

What do you call a triangle thats had too much to drink?

A wrecked angle

I recently adjusted the angle of the mirror in my bathroom

It has given me a new perspective

How do you know an angle is too drunk?

When it's a rect angle

I am able to park my car at weird angles.

This ability is unparalleled

What do you call a rectangle that got into a car accident?

A wrecked-angle.

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