Pooh can't calculate the angle at which his friend magically conjured a kitschy garden ornament.
He's not good with tigger-gnome-hat-trick equations.
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︎ Apr 18 2021
What tool fastens things at an angle?
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︎ Mar 13 2021
What angle should you approach a problem from?
The right angle. If thatβs not an option, then the try-angle.
P.S. This joke comes courtesy of my 8 year old son. Iβm floored.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
Why couldn't the angle get a loan?
It always thought it was right, but it was really quite obtuse.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
Ever hear the tale about the angle less than 90 degrees?
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︎ Dec 26 2020
What do u call an angle that was beaten up?
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Snow Angles
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︎ Dec 25 2020
My kids fought for a long time over a device to measure angles
It was a protracted battle
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︎ Jan 09 2021
What happens if you don't look at things from the right angle?
You might find find yourself looking at a slippery slope.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
When I was young, I was obsessed with the difference between a sine and a cosine.
Later, I realized it was just a phase.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
heβs right!
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︎ Jan 16 2021
I saw a deaf triangle with an unknown angle
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︎ Dec 13 2020
How does Matthew McConaughey like his angles?
All right all right all right
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︎ Sep 30 2020
What do you call a square that got into a car accident?
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︎ Apr 28 2021
I had a dream where I thought I was in a trigonometric function of an angle...
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︎ Sep 05 2020
π€£ππ
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︎ Nov 13 2020
120 degrees
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︎ Dec 08 2020
What a pizza work!
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︎ Mar 13 2021
Thereβs a new drug going around that is nicknamed βangleβ. My friends want to try it with me, but I took a D.A.R.E. course and donβt want to do drugs, so my friends make fun of me.
I guess Iβm just too square to try angle.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
The would make a cute angle
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Why wonβt triangles go on dates with circles?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Contractor walks to the corner of a new project
Says, βfrom the right angle this looks great!β
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︎ May 16 2021
The would make a cute angle
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︎ Jul 27 2020
If you sin 90 times, you'll only get caught 50% of times,
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Why couldnβt the angle get a loan?
Because itβs parents wouldnβt cosine
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︎ Apr 14 2020
My son drew a polygon with three edges and three vertices with angles less than 90Β°...
It was acute triangle, I must admit!
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︎ Jul 26 2020
No matter how hard I study farming and angles, Iβm doomed to be an amateur.
Iβll never be a protractor.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
In an attempt to teach him shapes, I told my 2-year-old son to pick out the 3-sided shape with a 90 degree angle. He picked one...
It was the right triangle.
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︎ Jul 26 2020
ΰΌΰΊΆβΏΰΌΰΊΆ
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Damn those waves
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︎ Aug 28 2020
I'm from Las Vegas, so I know a thing or two about angles
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︎ Apr 19 2020
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︎ Apr 25 2020
The geometry major proved to be an excellent gardener...
...due to his extensive knowledge of tree angles.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
If 90Β° says anything in argument with the other angles, it's always correct.
Cuz it's the only right angle.
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︎ Dec 27 2019
I saw an acute angle today and thought
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π
︎ Jan 12 2020
When I was helping my son with his math homework,
I found an angle of 0.35Β°, and I found that odd.
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Whatβs his angle?
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︎ May 31 2019
I hate it when kids these days write βangleβ instead of βangel.β
They are just trying to be edgy.
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︎ Mar 24 2019
Complimentary angles
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︎ Aug 06 2019
What's the best angle to approach any problem?
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︎ Jan 22 2020
3 angles don't make one right.
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︎ Jan 08 2019
What do you call a triangle thats had too much to drink?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
I recently adjusted the angle of the mirror in my bathroom
It has given me a new perspective
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︎ Oct 21 2019
How do you know an angle is too drunk?
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︎ Dec 04 2019
I am able to park my car at weird angles.
This ability is unparalleled
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︎ Oct 17 2019
What do you call a rectangle that got into a car accident?
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︎ Apr 29 2021
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