My boyfriend and I are literally building a lofted bed from scratch when my dad comes out to see how we're doing.

"Now when your mom asks if you've made your bed, you can always say yes."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cassandrasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2014
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Potential storage loft for salaried athletes’ prosthetics is in question:

...could be pro-limb-attic!

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My friend likes to cause a scene by going up to his loft and playing the bongos very loudly.

It was a little drum attic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Did you hear about the troublesome loft conversion?

It was a problematic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m00omi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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I just won the World Attic Championship as I received my prize, I held my trophy a loft.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mattasaurusrrex
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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I got stuck in the loft last night.

That was problem-attic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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Got my girlfriend this morning

Just a little info, she has a lofted bed.

GF: I'm having such a hard time getting out of bed this morning.

Me: Why's that?

GF: Just because I have to jump down to get out of bed and I really don't want to today.

Me: Why? That's a great way to jump-start your day!

GF: Ughhh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DozenRoses
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2016
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"Do me a favour" said my mate.

So I insulated his loft.

He was dead chuffed.

"Bugger me with a stick" he said.

Now the ungrateful bastard is in hospital and refuses to speak to me.

You can't win.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/csyrett
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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My wife got me this morning...

Wife: "What shall we do today?"

Me: "I was thinking about building a small storage loft over the east side of the garage."

Wife: "That's a lofty goal."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brocktoberfest
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2016
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Getting down the Christmas Decorations..

So my Pops asks if I could help him get the Christmas "stuff" down from the loft with him. We have a loft above the garage where we store seasonal decorations.

He'll go up in the loft and I'll stand on the middle of the ladder, where he hands me the plastic containers, which I'll place on the floor.

As soon as he gets up there I see that the most accessible and logical box to take down first is the one with the wrapping paper. I reach for it and he shoos me away coming up with an excuse to leave it up there for the time being.

Right then and there I knew exactly what he was doing and I couldn't stop it.

We get the absurd amount of containers down until there's only the one left. He hands it too me and says, "Whelp.. that about wraps it up. Haha."

It's not even that good and I knew it was coming for the whole half-hour, but never the less I rolled my eyes and gave him his moment of glory. He deserves it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wh33zi3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2013
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My Grandfather is a witty one

At the dinner table and my mother asks:

"What is the difference between Ann Taylor and Ann Taylor loft?"

Grandfather: "One is higher than the other"

We had a good laugh.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2014
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