As a father, is it okay for me to refer to the plastic threaded flange which secures the silicone nipple onto the plastic baby formula bottle as the
From r/askreddit's thread "If your sex life was a country, what country would it be and why?"
I think joule really likes this joke
From a random UK_food thread, took me two reads but nice subtle pun
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Does anyone still use this thread?
I haven't seen anyone since last year
Office-ally the best pun thread
I like telling Dad jokes.
I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.
My wallet has been hanging by a thread for over a year
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my girlfriend some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Burnt my hawaiian pizza today...
Should have cooked it on aloha temperature.
EDIT: Thanks for the awards, y'all!
just came across this pun thread from an eternity ago, seriously,, it was worth Peru-sing
These puns are really screwing me up.
We just bought our new dream house and as I was showing our daughter around for the first time, she asked excitedly, "What's upstairs!?" I chuckled and replied, "Awwwww sweetie...."
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder
couldn't pass on such a pun thread
According to my sewing instructor, I'm easily the worst student she's ever had.
Oops... sorry, wrong thread !
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill
So I sent him a "get well soon" card
My wife rang me at the pub and said, “If you’re not home in 10 minutes, I’m giving the dinner I cooked you to the dog.” I was home in 5 minutes.
I’d hate for anything to happen to the dog.
What do you call strict quality control of threads?
My left knee has never committed a crime.
I can’t say the same for his felony.
The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when I was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone.
He said, “Fine. Suit yourself.”
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...
You need to let that mango.
My wife was a little puzzled when I suddenly bought some new beads for her abacus. Smiling, I said to her...
"Honey, it’s the little things that count!"
This thread is a goldmine
People who run behind cars get exhausted.
But people who run in front of cars get tired.
What is a highlighter's favorite Twister position?
This entire thread of car puns
My 3 year old's first joke
What's wobbly in the sky
A jellycopter
Not the best execution, but I'm happy he's joining the tradition of bad jokes
A simple pun sparked a beautiful thread
Are people born with a photographic memory?
Or does it take time to develop?
Training for dad level jokes.
My wife is pregnant with our first child so I'm stepping up my joke game to reach dad level.
Mother's day was not so long ago, and since she isn't a mother yet but only a future mother, I didn't get her flowers I only got her seeds, which are future flowers.
At least I found it hilarious and so did she. Hope you guys enjoy this!
found this in a comment thread lmao
Just came across a pun thread on r/dadjokes....thought it belonged here.Enjoy :)
"No Time To Die" movie is delayed. Thread goes full-pun mode
My son kept chewing on electrical cords so I had to ground him..
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
Landed this in a text message thread to my SO
SO (at the market) : What kind of coffee beans do you want?
Me: Anything that doesn't say dark roast
SO: OMG! Hold the phone, I may have found something amazing!
Me: Fun fact, I am already holding the phone.
The Great Insect Pun Thread
Start praying man, ‘tis the season.
I accidentally stepped on my cats tail. The cat jumped, and I ended up kicking the table pretty hard. “Ouch!” I yelled
“YOU, ow?” The cat replied in disbelief.
“ME-ow”
Snores loudly and car careens off road
If Watson isn't the most famous doctor...
Why did the farmer keep putting spools of thread into the gas tank of his tractor?
Someone told him it was a sowing machine.
I found this on my girl's dress, and she told me to post a thread on Reddit. She's so punny.
This thread is very pinteresting..
I only believe in 12.5% of the Bible.
I guess that makes me an eighth-theist.
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