Thread (computing) Puns

A list of puns related to "Thread (computing)"

Why couldn't the computer take its Hat off?

Because it had its CAPS LOCK on.

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👤︎ u/thatindiandood
📅︎ Jan 20 2019
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What computer can sing "Hello"

A dell

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👤︎ u/jendood
📅︎ Aug 03 2016
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My dad called me over to his computer

He said he'd written a new musical called "Fish". A lot like cats, except "Memories" is a lot shorter.

I chuckled despite myself.

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👤︎ u/iHateMakingNames
📅︎ Dec 13 2013
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I found a Zelda fanfic where Ganondorf took over but I couldn't click on it

I guess the Link was dead

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👤︎ u/tarmon21
📅︎ Aug 06 2016
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Frozen Dad joke

I am currently working at an art camp for kids in elementary school. It's mainly girls and they all love frozen. When they behave well do their work we put on music. Today I gave in and tried to put on the sound track but the computer froze so I said "it's frozen... Literally." No laughter and lots of whining. Asked one of my coworkers what to do and he said just leave it alone and don't worry about it. To which I replied "so I should just let it go?." I received a slow clap from my coworkers.

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👤︎ u/shmellooo
📅︎ Aug 14 2014
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