Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.
I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.
The first company to rename their dinner rolls "gravy mops" is really going to clean up.
What do volunteers clean up outside of libraries?
Literature.
What does the Mandalorian use to clean up Baby Yoda's messes?
He uses Bounty [a paper towel brand in the US]
I'm very proud--my teenage son just came up with this one, though I see a few variations when searching through past dad jokes.
What's the best way to clean up fake shit?
Sham Poo
What do you call it when the grocer fails to clean up a mess in the store?
A wrecked aisle dysfunction.
“Son, go clean the attic.” “But dad, theres asbestos up there!”
“Just clean it as-best-os you can.”
Source: my dad
This looks like it's gonna be a huge pane to clean up.
Why do parents always have to clean up after their kids?
They are their legal custodians.
When you partied too hard last night, now you gotta clean up the litter the next morning
What do you use to clean up a spill in space?
A vacuum cleaner.
My child was setting up a science homework project on the dinner table. I swiped the table clean and threw the table outside. He asked "what was that for?"
I said, it's a periodic table. You cant use it right now.
What do you call a BIOS that cleans up after itself?
A ROMba
What do rappers use to clean up leaves?
A Drake!
*Not my joke, I asked my Amazon Alexa to tell me a joke and this is what she said. This deserves some exposure imo :)
Why don't blind people clean up after their guide dogs?
Because they can't see shit!
Speaking of Jay-Z, B asked him to clean up his video games. When she came back, she was pretty ticked off.
"What's wrong?" "I can see your Halo"
My kid peed on the floor, screamed for me to clean it up
and I thought to myself, "oh kid urine trouble now".
I cook and clean for my family on the condition that they put up with my terrible puns...
...it's the dadliest catch.
How do Australians clean up after a poop?
Bidet, mate!
How do you clean up water spilled during a baptism?
With papal towels.
How did the astronaut clean up the space debris?
With a vacuum cleaner.
