A sage once set himself on fire to cleanse the monastery of evil smells. [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ButterKnifeComics
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Pallet cleanse

Family was having breakfast at Denny's when my dad looks out the window towards a semi truck packed with wood pallets.

Dad: "I wonder if the driver cleaned those before he ate"

Me: "Cleaned what? All those pallets?"

Dad: "Yeah, I heard your supposed to cleanse your pallet before you eat!"

The whole table groaned, he was so proud of himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acrites4947
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2015
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Woke up with this joke from a dream I had last night. β€œWhat personality trait is the most cleansing?”

Good Moral Fiber.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lefthandedfreak
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Why does Jesus wash his apostles' feet?

So he can cleanse their soles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/christianabiera
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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What kind of diet did the Nazis recommend to citizens?

Juice cleanse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/modstms
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2017
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What's the best way to clean a keyboard?

A semi-colon cleanse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrainFartTheFirst
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2017
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What did the cop say to the criminal when they met in the restroom?

> "Hey! Urine trouble!" "If you come clean now we may shorten your punishment

 

 

> That was a really crappy pun

 

 

> I should just flush this joke away

 

 

> I bet you're really pissed at me for this, but don't shit on me

 

 

>I should cleanse myself of these puns

 

 

^Maybe ^I ^should ^stop ^now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeRp_Meister
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2016
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Pulled this one at brunch today.

A couple friends and I were eating and had been talking about the history of ethnic cleansing in Bosnia.

Friend: Wow, were actually having a real grown-up conversation.

The conversation progressed on and eventually evolved into an inappropriate discussion on our pooping schedules.

Friend: So much for our adult conversation.

Me: Ya it totally went down the toilet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/intelligentleman2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2014
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