I certainly soap you like it.
I used to be addicted to soap
I’m totally clean now, though!
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth
Then it becomes a soap opera
It doesn't matter how good the soap smells....
Never come out of the public toilets smelling your fingers.
I had this really terrible addiction to soap.
♫SOAP♫SOAP♫SOAP♫SOAP♫SOAP♫SOAP♫SOAP♫SOAP♫
I just sang about eight bars.
The police found the man who was stealing the soap.
They were close to catching him so he had to come clean.
A bunch of robbers came in and stole all of my soap.
Dirty bastards.
Then the cops came over and did a full report.
They said they got away clean.
I got tear free soap in my eye
It hurts like heck but at least I’m not crying
How do we know the Joker likes soap operas?
Because some men just want to watch the world turn.
OK here we go. Soap this gets to the front page...
What did one soap molecule say to the other soap molecule in prison?
"Get out. This is micelle"
The beauty store told me their soap is 100% natural but I found out it wasn't
I am opening a soap box derby themed restaurant
Everything in the menu is *a la carte
Thats what I call dish soap
Thieves broke into my house and stole everything but my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.
Quarantine Tip #19: Yesterday I ran out of soap and body wash and all I could find was dish detergent.
I was singing in the shower tonight when I unexpectedly got some soap in my mouth.
Suddenly it became a soap opera.
I killed a spider with soap
Why did the thief take the soap?
So he can make a clean getaway.
What do you call someone who makes ineffective soap?
Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?
I once grabbed a slippery soap...
It got out of hand pretty quickly
What is soap's favorite brand of beer?
I need more soap puns!
Because all the good ones keep slipping through my fingers.
(I do need some for a job interview though, I want this interview to be a clean sweep)
I used to be addicted to soap.
I used to be addicted to soap
I was addicted to soap once.
I used to be a soap addict
I used to be addicted to soap
I was addicted to soap...
I used to be addicted to soap
Police are appealing to the man who stole all the soap from the supermarket
I used to be addicted to soap,
I used to be addicted to soap
But I'm cleaning up my act
I used to be addicted to soap,
I used to be addicted to soap
I used to be addicted to soap
I used to have a severe addiction to soap
Soap
I used to be addicted to it. But now I'm clean.
I used to be addicted to soap
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera
I used to be addicted to soap
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