I used to be a soap addict

But now I'm clean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dizzie222
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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A bunch of robbers came in and stole all of my soap.

Dirty bastards.

Then the cops came over and did a full report.

They said they got away clean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DinkyOreo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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I am opening a soap box derby themed restaurant

Everything in the menu is *a la carte

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jvanzandd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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I killed a spider with soap

He got a clean death

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZethMrDadJokes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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I once grabbed a slippery soap...

It got out of hand pretty quickly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alcinada
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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As a child, it was my dream to make a perfect bar of soap ...

... but somehow it just slipped away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cacarrizales
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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There was a point in my life where I was addicted to all kinds of soap

But I'm clean now, though.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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My girlfriend claimed that I couldn’t make a joke about soap.

Obviously that’s a lye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeopardusMaximus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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What do you call a bar of soap that has been pierced by a nail?

Pears soap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mayteras
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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Dad, is that a jail? No it's a soap factory...

Look at all the bars in the windows!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jack_wolff
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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A guy went to a meeting for addictions. He confessed to being addicted to soap. β€œHowever,” he said...

β€œI’m clean now.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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A woman worried about the suspicious behavior of her husband decides to follow him. Instead of going to the office, she finds him in a small laboratory making soap.

Caught in the act he admits, "Honey, I've been living a lye..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/illinoisape
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mentalstarvation
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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What do you call a duck that steals soap from the bathtub?

A robber ducky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onlyadeej
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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What do you call a dumb bar of soap?

Antifacterial

Ok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hugo_kp_l
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2017
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If a mute kid swears, does his mom wash his hands off with soap?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiggyGrady
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2015
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I used to have a severe addiction to soap

I'm clean now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brosthetic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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I was a soap addict.

But now I'm clean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alexshinoda117
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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As a child my dream was to design the perfect bar of soap.

But somehow it just slipped away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Threeatatime1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2017
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