Give me your best duck puns
I live for them, they quack me up. Give me what y'all got >:)
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Duck puns
I may be a goose, but I sure am quackers
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︎ May 18 2017
A duck walks into a drugstore to pick up a prescription. The pharmacist asks him,
"Cash or charge?"
The duck replies, "Nah....Just put it on my bill!"
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︎ Apr 02 2021
Whatβs the worst part about going out to eat duck?
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Why does a duck have feathers?
To cover up its buttQUACK
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︎ Apr 05 2021
I can't take my dog to the lake anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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︎ Apr 19 2021
Why did the duck go to jail?
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Got kicked out of the zoo for feeding the ducks....
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︎ Mar 03 2021
I can't take my dog to the park anymore. The ducks keep biting him.
I should have known this would happen. He's pure bread.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck. He finishes his drink, and asks for the check.
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︎ Mar 16 2021
Weβre you aware that the NFL has a rule on professional athletes and the animals they can own as pets? They are prohibited from owning a duck as a pet!
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︎ Mar 22 2021
How does a duck find a wife?
Mallarder bride...
Love and New Balance shoes,
Dad
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︎ Apr 15 2021
What is a duck's favorite part of the news?
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︎ Apr 06 2021
Why did the duck say it went to wehab?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
I canβt take my dog to the park as all the ducks keep trying to bite him...
My fault for getting one thatβs pure bread.
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︎ Mar 06 2021
Why did the farmer buy a cow and a duck? π¨βπΎππ¦
He wanted milk and quackers!
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︎ Mar 12 2021
What do you see when a duck bends over?
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︎ Mar 05 2021
The police arrested a duck.
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︎ Feb 23 2021
How do you call a duck that does drugs?
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︎ Feb 23 2021
How do you turn a duck into a popstar?
Heat it in the microwave 'til it's Bill Withers
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To cover their buttquacks.
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︎ Mar 05 2021
A chicken and a duck are stood by a road
Chicken clucks to his friend "don't do it mate, you'll never hear the end of it!"
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︎ Feb 01 2021
I ordered a large duck at the Chinese last night.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
i feel bad for the ducks in the frozen pond
luckily thereβs a quack in the ice
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︎ Mar 13 2021
Looks like I have all my ducks in a row
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︎ Nov 29 2020
What did the duck say when earth started shaking?
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︎ Feb 25 2021
Ducks are taller than we think.
They're just ducking around.
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︎ Mar 07 2021
What does a subatomic duck say?
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︎ Jan 05 2021
What do you call a duck that steals?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
What are ducks favourite t.v. programmes ?
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︎ Mar 03 2021
What's a ducks favorite drug?
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︎ Feb 24 2021
My dog kept getting bit by a duck at the park today...
It's probably my fault because he's pure bred (pure bread).
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︎ Feb 28 2021
What do avocado-loving ducks say?
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Whatβs a duckβs favourite drug?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Why did the police officer arrest a duck?
The duck was selling quack
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Even though I'm an avid duck and goose hunter, I don't own any calls.
My wife doesn't want me using fowl language.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What happens when you unintentionally step on a duck
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︎ Oct 05 2020
I need duck puns
Iβm going to be a duck for holloween I need some duck puns please help
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︎ Oct 02 2019
I need duck puns for the love of god
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︎ Aug 29 2016
I need as many duck puns as you guys can give me.
My marketing class is doing a fundraiser for the girls basketball team and it involves chucking rubber ducks.
The event is called chuck a duck and I need as many punny ideas to photoshop into posters as possible.
Also historic events that replace people with rubber ducks helps too.
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︎ Nov 21 2013
A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck.
He orders a drink, and asks for the check.
Duck billed platypus.
Edit: Thanks guys.
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Got chucked out of the zoo for feeding the ducks...
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Why did the ducks eat the dog?
Because it was pure bread
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︎ Mar 11 2021
Why does a duck have tail-feathers?
To cover itβs buttquack
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Why does a duck have feathers?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
What does a subatomic duck say?
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︎ Jan 05 2021
What do you call a crazy duck?
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︎ Mar 02 2021
What did the chicken say to the duck at the side of the road?
DON'T, you'll never hear the end of it
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︎ Feb 11 2021
I need duck puns! Right now! Please help!
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︎ Jan 09 2015
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