The new Godzilla Vs. Kong trailer says that Kong and Godzilla are at war...

Does that mean Kong might use... guerrilla warfare?

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What do you get if Godzilla steps on a bar?

Pub Squash!

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If Godzilla had a son..

..his name would be Jesuszilla.

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What did Godzilla say after he devoured Hawaii?

I WANT SAMOA!!

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Somebody asked me the name of Godzilla’s son..

They called him Jesus-zilla.

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Where did Godzilla find the perfect home?

Godzillow

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What does Godzilla eat for dinner?

The whole restaurant.

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What’s Godzilla’s favorite seafood?

Crushed asians

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Godzilla in a Nutshell imgur.com/4NNbuXD
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Did you hear about Godzilla in Korea?

Residents described events as Seoul-crushing.

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Galactus and Godzilla in an animated pun that is hard to swallow youtube.com/watch?v=na5Un…
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What do you call a straight Godzilla fan?

Hedorahsexual

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Introducing the fauna of the human body
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Dad dropped a monster of a dad joke on me yesterday.

Watching tv, and a tv spot for Godzilla comes on.

Me: That's going to be freaking awesome.

Dad: Oh yeah?

Me: Yeah, you know he's(Godzilla) the biggest he's ever been here.

Dad: No, he was bigger in Japan.

He was mighty pleased with himself.

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Got dadjoked by my grandpa

This Father's Day, I took my dad out to a movie, just the two of us. We saw Godzilla (which was quite good!). Later that night, we all had dinner with my grandparents and aunt's family. I was telling my grandpa about the movie. I said something like "It was good! But it was intense."

"Well that doesn't make sense," he said. "Why wouldn't they have it in the movie theather?"

I looked at him confusedly, and then he grinned, and said "Well, it would make more sense to have it in the theater, rather than in tents."

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Got dadjoked while watching Cosmos commercials

During commercial break, a Fiat ad came on TV, showing Godzilla eating Fiat 500s. My mom first said, "guess he's in the mood for Italian?" My dad added, "Yes, he wanted Car-rabba's." I went into the halls of extinction after that.

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