A list of puns related to "Godzilla"
Does that mean Kong might use... guerrilla warfare?
Pub Squash!
..his name would be Jesuszilla.
I WANT SAMOA!!
They called him Jesus-zilla.
Godzillow
The whole restaurant.
Crushed asians
Residents described events as Seoul-crushing.
Hedorahsexual
Watching tv, and a tv spot for Godzilla comes on.
Me: That's going to be freaking awesome.
Dad: Oh yeah?
Me: Yeah, you know he's(Godzilla) the biggest he's ever been here.
Dad: No, he was bigger in Japan.
He was mighty pleased with himself.
This Father's Day, I took my dad out to a movie, just the two of us. We saw Godzilla (which was quite good!). Later that night, we all had dinner with my grandparents and aunt's family. I was telling my grandpa about the movie. I said something like "It was good! But it was intense."
"Well that doesn't make sense," he said. "Why wouldn't they have it in the movie theather?"
I looked at him confusedly, and then he grinned, and said "Well, it would make more sense to have it in the theater, rather than in tents."
During commercial break, a Fiat ad came on TV, showing Godzilla eating Fiat 500s. My mom first said, "guess he's in the mood for Italian?" My dad added, "Yes, he wanted Car-rabba's." I went into the halls of extinction after that.
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