King Kong Puns

A list of puns related to "King Kong"

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died there, what would they put on his coffin?

A lid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anthill9876
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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They had to ban King Kong from Eastern Europe

He bounced too many Czechs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AkumaXshoguN
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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What did King Kong say when his sister had a baby?

"Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeCool888
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2016
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What do you call an ape that knows martial arts?

King kong fu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onesyboy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?

King Kong

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DontCryCraft74
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Dad told me this one today

Once upon a time in China there was a King with the most beautiful daughter in all of China. Three suitors came up to the king and asked him "what do we need to do to win the hand of your daughter". The king said whoever brings me the most ping pong balls can marry my daughter.

Suitor #1 comes back with 1,000 ping pong balls

Suitor #2 comes back with 2,000 ping pong balls

Suitor #3 comes back visibly beat up and when the king asked him where are your ping pong balls. Suitor #3 said PING PONG BALLS! I thought you said KING KONG BALLS!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreakAss
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2017
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