"Oh, beehive."
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
it's Hans free now..
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
I was like, well damn.
Because it'll blow his cover
It was Layheehoo
Edit: thank you sooo much for so many awards. Made my day.
Now whenever I use Bluetooth it says that Titanic is syncing.
"Oh Bee-hive!"
Anna 1
Anna 2
Anna 1,2,3,4
“Oh! Bee hive!”
Father Hood.
So when she vacuums its when hair-y met Sally.
That was my signature move.
But I’m not sure little Pete and Repete appreciate it.
They're always over reacting
I’m not joking, but he is.
But in Medieval times people were named Lancelot.
A complane
and his last name is Oscopy
So I paid my light bill
That way, when I die, I’ll be able to say I left a mark on this world.
Guy at the lost and found department: "Alright, Dav. "
But if you remove it, you get gravy.
For example, I know what all you are thinking right now. "It's spelt psychic, you idiot. "
They were watch dogs!
Because Trouble's a foot
Pierce Bro'sNan
Aight, imma head out.
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Now he has beetle juice!!
Because they’re catlery.
oh beehave
I’m not joking, but he is.
I was like.. well, damn!
