7 Hilarious Declaration Of Independence Puns

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed ?

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut

📅︎ May 22 2020

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Teacher: “True or False? The Declaration of Independence was written in Philadelphia.”

Student: “False. It was written in ink.”

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👤︎ u/RobRoy333

📅︎ Jul 04 2019

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I was watching Mysteries at the Museum with my 8-year old daughter when they showed the quills used to write the Declaration of Independence, Constitution & Bill or Rights.

My daughter said, "that makes them the founding feathers, dad."

I've never been so proud.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Feb 12 2019

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I heard they put the declaration of independence in a museum,

They renamed it the decoration of independence.

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👤︎ u/Acomplaintwithaids

📅︎ Apr 27 2019

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Dad Joked by my Roommate

So I was having a late dinner with my roommate on the last day of our reading break, and we ended up on the topic of historical literacy. This is what followed:

RM: "When was the Declaration of Independence signed?"

Me: "1776."

RM: "Yeah, but specifically what was it signed on?"

Me: "Uh, The Fourth of July?"

RM: "No, it was signed on paper."

Needless to say, I double-facepalmed and finished my shake with that weird feeling you get after such a joke.

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👤︎ u/toastfan902

📅︎ Oct 22 2014

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom

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👤︎ u/Robman2021

📅︎ May 16 2019

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

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👤︎ u/Treyness

📅︎ Jul 13 2018

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