Kosciuszko Puns

Says, I need an ambulance, my wife fell down and can't get up. Operator says, ok, sir. I'm afraid our GPS is down so I'm going to need you to give me your street address. He says, we live at 355 Kosciuszko Street. Operator says, could you please spell that for me sir? Guy pauses and says, you know what, I'm just gonna drag her over to Elm Street..