But we celebrate Son day every week!
But cheese and cake sound like an awful combo so I declare this my first cakeday instead
But I'm out of my element.
It really crêped up on us this year didn't it!
2/22.
TOO! TO-TOOO!
Get it?
Or really, it should have been.
You should really try to get off that day if you can.
I think I'll have some cake!
I'm going to wait until Tuesday of next month to celebrate.
I guess I overlooked it.
I'm dreading it
My wife : wanna go to the mexican returaunt tonight?
Me : Sorry, I mexican't.
Update: We went anyway. So I guess I mexicould...
He's called a few times as well. It's getting out of control.
Sounds like a holiday I can really sink my teeth into. 😎
My brother, a father of two, just got me.
Me: Hey guys apparently Thursday is national fry day.
Brother: No, it's Thursday.
Me: Yeah, that's what I just said.
Brother: No you said it's Fry-day.
I've never rolled my eyes harder.
So a pirate is walking down the street with a ships wheel in his pants, somebody comes up to him and asks "Why do you have a ships wheel in your pants, doesn't that bother you?" And the pirate responds "Arrgggh its driving me nuts!!"
So please buy a ribbon
At the GF's parents' place on the day, and we'd been drinking a bit beforehand.
All laying on the floor filling it out, when her dad pipes up with "THIS JUST ISN'T MAKING ANY CENSUS!"
edit: her
-My sister "Hey, today is National Middle Child Day!"
-My dad "That can't be right. It should be on a Wednesday."
My dad was already fully aware of the holiday, and asked, "How much does it take for a pirate to get his ears pierced?" "Sigh How much?" "A buck-an-ear!" "Long Sigh"
2/22!
TOOOOO!
TOO-TOOOOO!!
It really crepéd up on us this year!
