Along with gender dysphoria, my doctor wanted to address my poor oral health.
She prescribed me trans-and-dental medication.
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Whatโs the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
The taste.
Kindly stolen from my friend who is an ER doc.
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What does working for the mafia and oral sex have in common?
One slip of the tongue and youโre in deep shit
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My dentist asked me if I had any questions before he started. I thought for a minute, then asked, "If oral hygiene is so important, why do you..."
"...have plaque on your wall?"
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As a pharmacist who usually writes instruction labels for oral medications...
Most of what I say to patients is ingest.
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Me: "Be good with oral hygiene. Buying new teeth is really expensive."
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My dentist said that my oral hygiene wasn't up to scratch, so she recommended me a new toothpaste.
Now all I need is a toothbrush.
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What is the difference between oral and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your hole weak
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What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
This is one of my dadโs favorite jokes to tell, he passed away two years ago, miss you a lot dad!
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The Jedi created a new form of data compression for oral communication during combat
It can store up to a Yoda bite.
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What do you call a vampire Oral Surgeon?
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