Along with gender dysphoria, my doctor wanted to address my poor oral health.

She prescribed me trans-and-dental medication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silashoulder
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Do you know the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

The taste.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What’s the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

Kindly stolen from my friend who is an ER doc.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foxtrot_uckilo
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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What does working for the mafia and oral sex have in common?

One slip of the tongue and you’re in deep shit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/24_7meatslinger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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My dentist asked me if I had any questions before he started. I thought for a minute, then asked, "If oral hygiene is so important, why do you..."

"...have plaque on your wall?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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As a pharmacist who usually writes instruction labels for oral medications...

Most of what I say to patients is ingest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheweduproach
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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Me: "Be good with oral hygiene. Buying new teeth is really expensive."

Dad: "False."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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My dentist said that my oral hygiene wasn't up to scratch, so she recommended me a new toothpaste.

Now all I need is a toothbrush.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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What is the difference between oral and anal sex?

Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your hole weak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/welfarejohn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste!

This is one of my dad’s favorite jokes to tell, he passed away two years ago, miss you a lot dad!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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The Jedi created a new form of data compression for oral communication during combat

It can store up to a Yoda bite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s-dubya
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2017
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What do you call a vampire Oral Surgeon?

Extract-ula

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2017
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What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlugBoy42
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Whats the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aashaychavishay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peanut31
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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How can you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magicmitchmtl
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal one?

The flavor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnjm
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knackerthrasher
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peanut31
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and an anal thermometer?

The taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LDJ007
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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What is the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wrynot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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What’s the difference between a rectal and, a oral thermometer?

The taste

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jesuscide
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peanut31
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nihilman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

The taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Link_s09
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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What is the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer?

The taste

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dirtydan2003
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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What’s the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phatbatt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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What’s the difference between an oral thermometer, and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lumber__Zach
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
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How do you tell a rectal thermometer from an oral thermometer?

The flavor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amd20555
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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