Justice is something that is best served cold...
If it was served warm, then it would be Justwater
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Justice is served π₯
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︎ Oct 10 2020
My favorite Christmas breakfast is Eggs Benedict served on a hubcap.
There's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I served Elton John a boiled egg the other day. I asked him how it was, and he said....
"It's a little bit runny".
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︎ Dec 27 2020
If I ever run a hotel, the free breakfast would be served from 7 tables all pushed together in the middle of the room.
It would be a Pangea breakfast
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︎ Jan 20 2021
What did Mr. Willy, a man who served his country, say to Mr. Rubber?
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"Cover me, I'm going in!"
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︎ Jan 14 2021
they just keep getting served all the time
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︎ Oct 03 2020
Leia: βYears ago you served my father in the Clone Wars...β
Dad: βWas her father a turkey?β
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Why did i murder the woman who served me a glass of wine?
Because i wanted tequila.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says βWow, Iβve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?β
βPop.β Goes the weasel.
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︎ Feb 24 2020
What did the lactose intolerant queen say when the cook served her mac n cheese?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
When I moved to the city, I went to a bar where they only served individually wrapped cheese slices...
It was a cool singles bar.
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︎ Nov 07 2020
I served a female deer with herbs to my family at a recent dinner party.
Calling it "Spit-Roasted Dill Doe" was maybe a little unwise
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︎ Oct 13 2020
I told my kids I served in the Baby Wars.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
After I joined the army, I served in a furious war of Iraq , when we came home, I was sent to jail, I don't understand why......
My lieutenant said , fire in the hole and I fired In his hole .
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︎ Sep 29 2020
I was served by a former police officer at my local Applebeeβs, I asked for a cup of water and he gave me a cup of ice instead and said
βJust-ice has been servedβ
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Justice is served.
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︎ Jul 11 2020
why did the airline company mandate that vanilla ice cream be served on all aircraft
so that they could make plain plane jokes
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︎ Aug 24 2020
I wanna go spend a few weeks working a waiter in Vietnam so I can tell my kids I served in 'Nam.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
What food is served hot but is always cold
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︎ Dec 19 2019
What type of snacks are served on FedEx planes?
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︎ Jun 27 2020
I served a hipster a pizza but he burned his mouth.
He ate it before it was cool.
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︎ Apr 11 2020
If served hot, it would be juststeam!
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︎ Aug 11 2019
Justice is a dish best served cold
If it were served warm it would be justwater.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Justice is a dish best served cold
Because otherwise it would be justwater
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︎ Nov 17 2020
If justice was served hot, it would be justwater.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Justice is a dish best served cold
Because if it were served warm it would be justwater
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︎ Jul 08 2020
If justice is a dish best served cold, then what is it served hot?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?
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"Pop," goes the weasel.
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm jt would be justwater.
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︎ Jun 26 2019
Justice is a dish best served cold
Or else it would be justwater
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Justice is a dish best served cold.
Otherwise it would be justwater.
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︎ Apr 28 2020
Justice is a dish best served cold
if it were served warm it would be justwater.
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︎ Jun 12 2020
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can i get you?"
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︎ Feb 06 2019
Justice is a dish best served cold.
Because if it was served warm it would be Justwater
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︎ Dec 02 2019
Justice is best served cold
If it were served worm it would be justwater
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︎ Apr 22 2020
I discovered eggs Benedict is best served on a vintage hubcap.
Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
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︎ Jan 27 2020
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"
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︎ Apr 06 2020
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?
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"Pop," goes the weasel.
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︎ Nov 11 2019
Justice is a dish best served cold
If it were served warm, it would be justwater
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︎ Apr 10 2020
Justice Is A Dish Best Served Cold.
Otherwise It Would Be Justwater
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︎ Jan 27 2020
Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater
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︎ Jun 18 2018
Justice is a dish best served cold ......
Because if it was served warm it would be justwater
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︎ Apr 24 2020
Justice is a dish best served cold...
If it were served warm, it'll be justwater.
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︎ Apr 02 2020
Why is justice a dishonest served cold
Because if it were hot it would be justwater
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︎ Apr 10 2020
Justice is a dish best served cold
If it were served warm it would be justwater
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︎ Dec 09 2019
Why is justice best served cold?
If it was served warm, itβd be justwater
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︎ Sep 16 2019
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