Justice is something that is best served cold...
If it was served warm, then it would be Justwater
My favorite Christmas breakfast is Eggs Benedict served on a hubcap.
There's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.
I served Elton John a boiled egg the other day. I asked him how it was, and he said....
"It's a little bit runny".
If I ever run a hotel, the free breakfast would be served from 7 tables all pushed together in the middle of the room.
It would be a Pangea breakfast
What did Mr. Willy, a man who served his country, say to Mr. Rubber?
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.
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"Cover me, I'm going in!"
they just keep getting served all the time
Leia: “Years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars...”
Dad: “Was her father a turkey?”
Why did i murder the woman who served me a glass of wine?
Because i wanted tequila.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”
What did the lactose intolerant queen say when the cook served her mac n cheese?
When I moved to the city, I went to a bar where they only served individually wrapped cheese slices...
It was a cool singles bar.
I told my kids I served in the Baby Wars.
I was served by a former police officer at my local Applebee’s, I asked for a cup of water and he gave me a cup of ice instead and said
“Just-ice has been served”
why did the airline company mandate that vanilla ice cream be served on all aircraft
so that they could make plain plane jokes
I wanna go spend a few weeks working a waiter in Vietnam so I can tell my kids I served in 'Nam.
What food is served hot but is always cold
What type of snacks are served on FedEx planes?
I served a hipster a pizza but he burned his mouth.
He ate it before it was cool.
🤦🏻♂️
If served hot, it would be juststeam!
Justice is a dish best served cold
If it were served warm it would be justwater.
Justice is a dish best served cold
Because otherwise it would be justwater
If justice was served hot, it would be justwater.
Justice is a dish best served cold
Because if it were served warm it would be justwater
If justice is a dish best served cold, then what is it served hot?
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?
"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm jt would be justwater.
Justice is a dish best served cold
Or else it would be justwater
Justice is a dish best served cold.
Otherwise it would be justwater.
Justice is a dish best served cold
if it were served warm it would be justwater.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can i get you?"
Justice is a dish best served cold.
Because if it was served warm it would be Justwater
Justice is best served cold
If it were served worm it would be justwater
I discovered eggs Benedict is best served on a vintage hubcap.
Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?
"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
Justice is a dish best served cold
If it were served warm, it would be justwater
Justice Is A Dish Best Served Cold.
Otherwise It Would Be Justwater
Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater
Justice is a dish best served cold ......
Because if it was served warm it would be justwater
Justice is a dish best served cold...
If it were served warm, it'll be justwater.
Why is justice a dishonest served cold
Because if it were hot it would be justwater
Justice is a dish best served cold
If it were served warm it would be justwater
Why is justice best served cold?
If it was served warm, it’d be justwater
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