Justice is something that is best served cold...
      If it was served warm, then it would be Justwater
        π︎ 48
         
        
        
        π
︎ Jan 18 2021
        
       
      
     
      Justice is served π₯
      
      
        π︎ 2k
         
        
        
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︎ Oct 10 2020
        
       
      
     
      My favorite Christmas breakfast is Eggs Benedict served on a hubcap.
      There's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.
        π︎ 128
         
        
        
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︎ Dec 10 2020
        
       
      
     
      I served Elton John a boiled egg the other day. I asked him how it was, and he said....
      "It's a little bit runny".
        π︎ 25
         
        
        
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︎ Dec 27 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      If I ever run a hotel, the free breakfast would be served from 7 tables all pushed together in the middle of the room.
      It would be a Pangea breakfast
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︎ Jan 20 2021
        
       
      
     
      What did Mr. Willy, a man who served his country, say to Mr. Rubber?
      .
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"Cover me, I'm going in!"
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︎ Jan 14 2021
        
       
      
     
      they just keep getting served all the time
      
      
        π︎ 95
         
        
        
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︎ Oct 03 2020
        
       
      
     
      Leia: βYears ago you served my father in the Clone Wars...β
      Dad: βWas her father a turkey?β
        π︎ 4
         
        
        
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︎ Nov 27 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Why did i murder the woman who served me a glass of wine?
      Because i wanted tequila.
        π︎ 7
         
        
        
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︎ Sep 06 2020
        
       
      
     
      A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says βWow, Iβve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?β
      βPop.β Goes the weasel.
        π︎ 9k
         
        
        
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︎ Feb 24 2020
        
       
      
     
      What did the lactose intolerant queen say when the cook served her mac n cheese?
      
      
        π︎ 2
         
        
        
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︎ Nov 17 2020
        
       
      
     
      When I moved to the city, I went to a bar where they only served individually wrapped cheese slices...
      It was a cool singles bar.
        π︎ 3
         
        
        
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︎ Nov 07 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      I served a female deer with herbs to my family at a recent dinner party.
      Calling it "Spit-Roasted Dill Doe" was maybe a little unwise
        π︎ 13
         
        
        
        π
︎ Oct 13 2020
        
       
      
     
      I told my kids I served in the Baby Wars.
      
      
        π︎ 13
         
        
        
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︎ Sep 25 2020
        
       
      
     
      After I joined the army, I served in a furious war of Iraq , when we came home, I was sent to jail, I don't understand why......
      My lieutenant said , fire in the hole and I fired In his hole .
        π︎ 2
         
        
        
        π
︎ Sep 29 2020
        
       
      
     
      I was served by a former police officer at my local Applebeeβs, I asked for a cup of water and he gave me a cup of ice instead and said
      βJust-ice has been servedβ
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︎ Sep 04 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Justice is served.
      
      
        π︎ 16
         
        
        
        π
︎ Jul 11 2020
        
       
      
     
      why did the airline company mandate that vanilla ice cream be served on all aircraft
      so that they could make plain plane jokes
        π︎ 4
         
        
        
        π
︎ Aug 24 2020
        
       
      
     
      I wanna go spend a few weeks working a waiter in Vietnam so I can tell my kids I served in 'Nam.
      
      
        π︎ 2
         
        
        
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︎ Jun 07 2020
        
       
      
     
      What food is served hot but is always cold
      
      
        π︎ 233
         
        
        
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︎ Dec 19 2019
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      What type of snacks are served on FedEx planes?
      
      
        π︎ 2
         
        
        
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︎ Jun 27 2020
        
       
      
     
      I served a hipster a pizza but he burned his mouth.
      He ate it before it was cool.
π€¦π»ββοΈ
        π︎ 43
         
        
        
        π
︎ Apr 11 2020
        
       
      
     
      If served hot, it would be juststeam!
      
      
        π︎ 129
         
        
        
        π
︎ Aug 11 2019
        
       
      
     
      Justice is a dish best served cold
      If it were served warm it would be justwater.
        π︎ 13k
         
        
        
        π
︎ Sep 21 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Justice is a dish best served cold
      Because otherwise it would be justwater
        π︎ 387
         
        
        
        π
︎ Nov 17 2020
        
       
      
     
      If justice was served hot, it would be justwater.
      
      
        π︎ 14
         
        
        
        π
︎ Dec 16 2020
        
       
      
     
      Justice is a dish best served cold
      Because if it were served warm it would be justwater
        π︎ 14k
         
        
        
        π
︎ Jul 08 2020
        
       
      
     
      If justice is a dish best served cold, then what is it served hot?
      
      
        π︎ 72
         
        
        
        π
︎ Aug 18 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?
      "
"Pop," goes the weasel.
        π︎ 9k
         
        
        
        π
︎ Oct 31 2019
        
       
      
     
      Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm jt would be justwater.
      
      
        π︎ 12k
         
        
        
        π
︎ Jun 26 2019
        
       
      
     
      Justice is a dish best served cold
      Or else it would be justwater
        π︎ 43
         
        
        
        π
︎ Jun 21 2020
        
       
      
     
      Justice is a dish best served cold.
      Otherwise it would be justwater.
        π︎ 85
         
        
        
        π
︎ Apr 28 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Justice is a dish best served cold
      if it were served warm it would be justwater.
        π︎ 18
         
        
        
        π
︎ Jun 12 2020
        
       
      
     
      A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can i get you?"
      
      
        π︎ 11k
         
        
        
        π
︎ Feb 06 2019
        
       
      
     
      Justice is a dish best served cold.
      Because if it was served warm it would be Justwater
        π︎ 167
         
        
        
        π
︎ Dec 02 2019
        
       
      
     
      Justice is best served cold
      If it were served worm it would be justwater
        π︎ 5
         
        
        
        π
︎ Apr 22 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      I discovered eggs Benedict is best served on a vintage hubcap.
      Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
        π︎ 108
         
        
        
        π
︎ Jan 27 2020
        
       
      
     
      A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"
      
      
        π︎ 46
         
        
        
        π
︎ Apr 06 2020
        
       
      
     
      A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?
      "
"Pop," goes the weasel.
        π︎ 125
         
        
        
        π
︎ Nov 11 2019
        
       
      
     
      Justice is a dish best served cold
      If it were served warm, it would be justwater
        π︎ 14
         
        
        
        π
︎ Apr 10 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Justice Is A Dish Best Served Cold.
      Otherwise It Would Be Justwater
        π︎ 21
         
        
        
        π
︎ Jan 27 2020
        
       
      
     
      Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater
      
      
        π︎ 13k
         
        
        
        π
︎ Jun 18 2018
        
       
      
     
      Justice is a dish best served cold ......
      Because if it was served warm it would be justwater
        π︎ 3
         
        
        
        π
︎ Apr 24 2020
        
       
      
     
      Justice is a dish best served cold...
      If it were served warm, it'll be justwater.
        π︎ 10
         
        
        
        π
︎ Apr 02 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Why is justice a dishonest served cold
      Because if it were hot it would be justwater
        π︎ 4
         
        
        
        π
︎ Apr 10 2020
        
       
      
     
      Justice is a dish best served cold
      If it were served warm it would be justwater
        π︎ 49
         
        
        
        π
︎ Dec 09 2019
        
       
      
     
      Why is justice best served cold?
      If it was served warm, itβd be justwater
        π︎ 25
         
        
        
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︎ Sep 16 2019
        
       
      
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