Justice is something that is best served cold...

If it was served warm, then it would be Justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlamingNinja925
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Justice is served πŸ’₯
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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-war-snipper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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My favorite Christmas breakfast is Eggs Benedict served on a hubcap.

There's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoonIsTooSpig
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I served Elton John a boiled egg the other day. I asked him how it was, and he said....

"It's a little bit runny".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KCL80
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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If I ever run a hotel, the free breakfast would be served from 7 tables all pushed together in the middle of the room.

It would be a Pangea breakfast

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What did Mr. Willy, a man who served his country, say to Mr. Rubber?

. . .

"Cover me, I'm going in!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/project4167
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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they just keep getting served all the time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Leia: β€œYears ago you served my father in the Clone Wars...”

Dad: β€œWas her father a turkey?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Why did i murder the woman who served me a glass of wine?

Because i wanted tequila.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hengeek
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says β€œWow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”

β€œPop.” Goes the weasel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Hard_Feelings_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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What did the lactose intolerant queen say when the cook served her mac n cheese?

How dairy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snugl-v203
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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When I moved to the city, I went to a bar where they only served individually wrapped cheese slices...

It was a cool singles bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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I served a female deer with herbs to my family at a recent dinner party.

Calling it "Spit-Roasted Dill Doe" was maybe a little unwise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I told my kids I served in the Baby Wars.

I was in the Infantry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_R_x
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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After I joined the army, I served in a furious war of Iraq , when we came home, I was sent to jail, I don't understand why......

My lieutenant said , fire in the hole and I fired In his hole .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sabishaw
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I was served by a former police officer at my local Applebee’s, I asked for a cup of water and he gave me a cup of ice instead and said

β€œJust-ice has been served”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thunderfighter6
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Justice is served.
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why did the airline company mandate that vanilla ice cream be served on all aircraft

so that they could make plain plane jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crypt-lord
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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I wanna go spend a few weeks working a waiter in Vietnam so I can tell my kids I served in 'Nam.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/figgerer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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What food is served hot but is always cold

Chili

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πŸ‘€︎ u/expunisher
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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What type of snacks are served on FedEx planes?

Styrofoam peanuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bossthree02
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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I served a hipster a pizza but he burned his mouth.

He ate it before it was cool. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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If served hot, it would be juststeam!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stha118
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it were served warm it would be justwater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold

Because otherwise it would be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snugl-v203
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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If justice was served hot, it would be justwater.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuma_Paws_376
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold

Because if it were served warm it would be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onion-volcano
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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If justice is a dish best served cold, then what is it served hot?

Juststeam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tehmayormccheese
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?

" "Pop," goes the weasel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm jt would be justwater.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/domadomdom
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold

Or else it would be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sergio_the_pro
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold.

Otherwise it would be justwater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robindc_93
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold

if it were served warm it would be justwater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anon_777
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can i get you?"

"Pop" Goes the weasel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ya_Boi_Jayson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold.

Because if it was served warm it would be Justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C3Life
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Justice is best served cold

If it were served worm it would be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TCPizza
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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I discovered eggs Benedict is best served on a vintage hubcap.

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"

"Pop", goes the weasel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?

" "Pop," goes the weasel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it were served warm, it would be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prototype273
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Justice Is A Dish Best Served Cold.

Otherwise It Would Be Justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadJokee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spider_Dimwit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2018
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Justice is a dish best served cold ......

Because if it was served warm it would be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sardonicuis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold...

If it were served warm, it'll be justwater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EliasVeturias
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Why is justice a dishonest served cold

Because if it were hot it would be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffeemist90881
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it were served warm it would be justwater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karim4501
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Why is justice best served cold?

If it was served warm, it’d be justwater

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