People ask me why I keep bring my sled to places like yard sales and the flea market

I tell them the answer is simple...Toboggan!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/canyuse
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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My wife wanted me to attend a flea market this weekend that only deals with Middle Eastern items...

I thought hmmm.... that’s bazaar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AFOpie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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My wife said she wants to buy a fancy pillowcase at the flea market

I told her careful it might be a sham

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wenzdaynighter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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My parents recently got into buying old stuff from flea markets and selling it online.

So my dad excitedly hands me an old bottle from the 20s or 30s and says "Look, Great Drepression glass!" I hold it up a little higher and even more excitedly say "Wow! I feel sad already!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mauled_licker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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My dad's favorite flea market joke.

My dad and I have been going to flea markets since I was little. For years, one of his favorite things to do is wait until we get into a decently sized crowd of people, fart loudly, and then exclaim "Son!" while stepping away from me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoTeamJosh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2013
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Driving past a flea market

My dad spots the sign and goes: "They say that, but they never sell any fleas there.."

I was in the car with my two cousins, and I just couldn't stop giggling like a schoolgirl...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KabelGuy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2013
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Saw this classic dadjoke at the flea market.

http://imgur.com/OfH9PlI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wtayjay
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2014
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So My Cat....

So My Cat Had A Bug In Him And I Asked Him Where He Got It And He Said The Flea Market!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matt4307
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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The bass player of Red Hot Chili Peppers opened a second hand store

They're calling it the Flea Market

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We went to a new market today for the first time. Dad was very impressed.

He said, β€œYou’re telling me a flea runs this market?!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotMikeLeach
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Where should you never take a dog shopping?

The flea market

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNefelivata
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Where do dogs go to buy used items?

At the PAWn shop

Alternatively: The FLEA market

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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Got dad joked by 13 yr old girl foster kid....Where do dogs hate to go shopping?

Flea market

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My dad.

I just remembered a story about my dad from when I was a kid and figured you guys would appreciate it.

We were on a vacation/road trip. My mom wanted to stop at some big flea market on our way out. My sister and I had never been to a flea market before. My dad knew we didn't know what to expect. When we arrived my dad told us to stand outside the car before we went in. He walked over to us and told us to lift our arms. He brought out some bug spray. He sprayed our arms and legs. My sister and I had no idea what was going on. He looked at us, completely serious, "for the fleas", he says. Never laughed or mentioned it again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperLo-Fi
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2014
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Snakes and putters

So my brother in law goes shopping with his future father in law, and the future father in law (FFIL?) buys a used putter at a flea market.

My wife: "why'd he buy a putter?"

My bro in law: "He's having a snake problem. The idea is to get the snakes around the end of the putter."

My wife: "What are you supposed to do once you have a snake on a putter?"

Me: "Try to put a hole in one."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/camram07
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2015
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Just because I'm a childless female doesn't mean I can't dad joke.

Background: My SO and I were at a flea market in LA the other day where there were food trucks scattered about. The one we chose to eat at specialized in grilled cheese (my favorite food). They had a sign saying they would cater special events... I asked how far of a radius they would travel. Cheese Griller: We actually have a few trucks between here and Texas. Me: None in North Carolina? Cheese Griller: Nope. Me: Well... are you looking for any francheesors?

SO immediately disowned me and walked away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lliz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2014
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My dad sees a woman with a monkey on her shoulder...

About 5 years ago my dad seen a fellow vendor at a flea market with a monkey wearing a diaper on her shoulder. My dad says , " Ma'am , that's a ugly baby you have." For 5 years and counting the lady hasn't brought her monkey back and gives him a "go to hell look" every sunday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ButtNuster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2013
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