Did you guys hear about the microbiologist who traveled to 30 countries and speaks 6 languages?
He was a wise man of many cultures.
I used to brag that I’ve traveled to all Canadian territories.
What do you call a cow that never traveled?
What are the similarities between good yogurt and a well-traveled man?
I love horror movies. I considering bringing along a DVD while I traveled the world.
But then I knew that'd be taking It too far.
Did you hear about the guy who traveled 500 years into the future?
He is way ahead of his time.
What do you call sour cream that has traveled the world?
Me: Jesus, this train is the slowest I have ever traveled on.
Bride: Someone get this idiot off my dress.
I heard the story about the dog who traveled 5 miles to fetch a stick, but I didn't believe it because it was...
Why was Doc Brown so afraid of running into himself when he traveled through time?
He didn't want to cause a temporal pair-o-docs.
Final 4 Dad joke. Grandpa: It looked like he traveled.
Dad: They all traveled. It's in Texas.
What's the name of the knighted, well-traveled journalist?
Lockdown conversation travel puns
Me: You really cannot say when the lockdown will end, KENYA?
She: yeah, this SPAIN hurts
Me: stay home and be safe, whats the RUSSIA?
She: I am bored, VENICE this gonna end?
Me: At least your savings is DUBLIN right?
She: I give up, IRAN out of travel puns now
An epic exchange of air travel puns in a group chat.
A traveling salesman offered me a deal on a coffin.
I told him that's the last thing I need.
In search of spiritual enlightenment, I travelled to India and encountered a mystic sage that worshipped flat bread and flat bread only.
I’m traveling through England and will be in Greenwich tomorrow.
Not sure what to do in the Mean Time.
Whenever I travel, I pack my underpants in a seperate bag
I was going to tell a time traveling joke...
Why don’t people use bulls to travel?
Because they go when the stop light is red!
(Sorry if this was bad)
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
Why do EMTs travel together?
Because they're pair-o-medics.
Why would Biden get rid of Trump's Muslim Travel Band ?
I didn't even get to hear them play live yet
Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?
Cuz they literally can’t even
After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...
...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage
Do you know why Leopold II. doesn't travel to Africa anymore?
Did you hear Boba Fett was able to time travel?
Have you heard of the new travel sized chocolate truffles?
Pocket Lindts...
Credit: Twitter
Traveling with my nine year old, and he observed that our gate in Hartford was A6, and our gate in Baltimore is B6. I respond that it's raining so hard we'll take a boat home...
Hey Reddit, Wanna hear a joke about time travel?
Never mind. Y’all didn’t like it.
Went camping with a time traveler but they were silent the whole time...
...I think they prefer speaking in future tents
Mart Mc Fly traveling into the Star Wars universe be like,
What did one Bro say to his Bro at a travel agency?
Bro 1- Bro will you hand me that pamphlet?
Bro 2- Bro sure.
Travelling doesn't drive me crazy.
It's because I'm a nomad.
While traveling internationally , I purchased a new car made in Prague for pretty cheap...
When I first started it, the Czech engine light came on!
I was time traveling yesterday.
But I got hungry, so I went back four seconds.
Three groups of people were travelling
A group of English folks, a group of French and a group of Spaniards.
They all needed to get to Germany, but couldn't agree on a mode of transport.
So the English drove, the French took the train and the Spanish flew.
I'm thinking of entering a talent show. I have two ideas for my act. Either a Blues Traveler cover band, or an impression of Richard Nixon.
I'm hoping to win, by Hook or by Crook.
If you want to hear a joke about time-travel,
Meet here last Tuesday at 7pm
The bartender says, "we don't serve time travelers here."
A time traveler walks into a bar.
While traveling out west I found a house made of adobe...
Not sure who would build a building out of that company stock...
My sister in law told me a time traveling joke I was gonna share with ya all..
Light travels faster than sound..
That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
The barman says, “Sorry, we don’t serve faster-than-light particles in here.”
A faster-than-light particle walks into a bar.
"I'm sorry," said the barman, "we don't serve time travellers."
A time traveller walks into a bar.
A traveling salesman offered me a deal on a coffin
I told him that's the last thing I need
I was going to tell a time traveling joke...
But you guys didn’t like it
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke......
....but you guys didn't like it.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke.
But you guys didn't like it!
I was going to tell you a time traveling joke
I was gonna tell a time-traveling joke.
But you guys didn’t like it.
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