Genitalia.
They call it Star Trek.
That side has more birds.
but then things started going south.
A herd
A.Buddha.B
They turn into adult knees.
Be easy guys this is my first semi original dad joke.
Dad - You know why you always see loons by themselves?
Me - Territori.....
Dad - Because if there were more than one, they would not be a-loon
-_-
Because of Iran. Iran so far away.
but she did migrate to California in 1849.
Goose: Wanna hear migrate idea?
"Son, why is that side of the geese migration V longer than the other?"
"I dunno, why dad?"
"Because there are more geese on it, son."
If I was ever with my father and we happened to see a flock of Geese migrating north or south in their flying 'V' formation that they do, my dad would always get all serious and say;
-"Do you know why one side is always longer than the other?"
-"Why"
-"Because there are more geese on that side!"
We were all sitting there watching an Animal Planet special on bird migration (not by choice, the remote died), and after a few minutes apparent contemplation dad let this one loose on us.
"Did you hear about the ornithologist whose expedition was cancelled due to a severe snow storm?
I guess you could say things took an arctic tern for the worst!"
I think I may be booking a seat on the soonest ice floe out of this burg just to get away.
Oh no, he's got me doing it! It's spreading - run, save yourselves!
I said "That's probably from flying. Geese get those all the time. It's a migrating headache."
Because there are more geese on that side.
