Dad - You know why you always see loons by themselves?
Me - Territori.....
Dad - Because if there were more than one, they would not be a-loon
-_-
That side has more birds.
but then things started going south.
Genitalia.
A herd
It's called a mongoose.
A.Buddha.B
They call it Star Trek.
They turn into adult knees.
Be easy guys this is my first semi original dad joke.
Because of Iran. Iran so far away.
but she did migrate to California in 1849.
Goose: Wanna hear migrate idea?
"Son, why is that side of the geese migration V longer than the other?"
"I dunno, why dad?"
"Because there are more geese on it, son."
We were all sitting there watching an Animal Planet special on bird migration (not by choice, the remote died), and after a few minutes apparent contemplation dad let this one loose on us.
"Did you hear about the ornithologist whose expedition was cancelled due to a severe snow storm?
I guess you could say things took an arctic tern for the worst!"
I think I may be booking a seat on the soonest ice floe out of this burg just to get away.
Oh no, he's got me doing it! It's spreading - run, save yourselves!
If I was ever with my father and we happened to see a flock of Geese migrating north or south in their flying 'V' formation that they do, my dad would always get all serious and say;
-"Do you know why one side is always longer than the other?"
-"Why"
-"Because there are more geese on that side!"
I said "That's probably from flying. Geese get those all the time. It's a migrating headache."
Because there are more geese on that side.
