When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?

That side has more birds.

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I wanted to migrate from Argentina to Canada...

but then things started going south.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
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We have migrated from mass hysteria to mask hysteria.
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What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?

Genitalia.

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Springing into spring, Batman.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrissiKross
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TIL about a bird that migrates from Canada to Jamaica each year, feeding on snakes over the winter

It's called a mongoose.

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What do you call a large group of ears that live feed or migrate together

A herd

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Where did the Buddha migrate after becoming a sheikh

A.Buddha.B

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Did you know you start out with four kidneys, but lose two of them growing up?

They turn into adult knees.

Be easy guys this is my first semi original dad joke.

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The Boers had a space program and migrated off world.

They call it Star Trek.

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Dad and I were discussing the migration patterns of loons....

Dad - You know why you always see loons by themselves?

Me - Territori.....

Dad - Because if there were more than one, they would not be a-loon

-_-

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Why won't a flock of seagulls migrate to Persia?

Because of Iran. Iran so far away.

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I ain’t sayin she a gold digger

but she did migrate to California in 1849.

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Other animals: Winter is almost here. What are we supposed to do now?

Goose: Wanna hear migrate idea?

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One of my Grandfather's (and Father's) favorite jokes.

If I was ever with my father and we happened to see a flock of Geese migrating north or south in their flying 'V' formation that they do, my dad would always get all serious and say;

-"Do you know why one side is always longer than the other?"

-"Why"

-"Because there are more geese on that side!"

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A friend told me about her trip to Europe. On her first day there she had a very bad headache.

I said "That's probably from flying. Geese get those all the time. It's a migrating headache."

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He thinks he's so smart.

"Son, why is that side of the geese migration V longer than the other?"

"I dunno, why dad?"

"Because there are more geese on it, son."

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It's been too cold to venture out the past few days. I'm not sure if cabin fever is setting in, or if dad's sense of humor has always been this lame.

We were all sitting there watching an Animal Planet special on bird migration (not by choice, the remote died), and after a few minutes apparent contemplation dad let this one loose on us.

"Did you hear about the ornithologist whose expedition was cancelled due to a severe snow storm?

I guess you could say things took an arctic tern for the worst!"

I think I may be booking a seat on the soonest ice floe out of this burg just to get away.

Oh no, he's got me doing it! It's spreading - run, save yourselves!

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When geese are migrating they form a "V" shape, but do you know why one side is always longer than the other?

Because there are more geese on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TempestWest
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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My dad figured out why migrating geese always have one side longer than the other in their 'V'.

There's more geese on that side.

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