The local bartender moved his pub to the summit of a mountain and the quality of his drinks improved
He really raised the bar on that one
A doctor moved from LA to Portland.
It was an Oregon transplant.
My buddy used to paint these beautiful beach scapes when he lived on the coast, but since he’s moved away, he won’t paint any more.
I guess he’s now an ex-cape-artist...
A white bear was moved to Antarctica
Recently moved to a new place and position for my job. Boss on the first day said "Hey Paul glad you made it, how you liking your new office?"
I said "I think you forgot my name, but I'm a Justin Well, thanks."
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
did you hear that portobello moved away?
He couldn't stand his shroommates
But maybe it's for better. His new apartment is way shroomier
My dad moved in some very mysterious circles.
He had one leg shorter than the other.
When I moved into my new igloo, my awesome friends threw me a surprise house-warming party...
What kind of a prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in a year?
Used to never be able to use the wifi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
my friend moved into an igloo
everything was going well until the housewarming party
I was really moved when I realized my mother let me win at cards.
It meant a great deal to me.
A fella from Alaska moved to San Diego and asked how he'd summerize his car
I told him four wheels, a seat and an engine
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to france from america?
Son, we are now Europeants!
What do you call a chord that has its third moved up a half-step?
My son and his co-worker are janitors who moved in together.
They’re broommates who sweep together.
What did the buffalo dad say to his son when he moved out for college?
When I moved to the city, I went to a bar where they only served individually wrapped cheese slices...
It was a cool singles bar.
I recently moved from California to West Virginia and discovered both have the same squirrels.
Except here, they’re in the freezer and buckshot is a side dish.
On my death bed I’l request to be moved to a tub full of pees just before I die so people can say ‘may he rest in pees’
They moved the penis museum from Iceland to Denmark.
They classified it as a dick move.
My friend Gene changed his name after he moved to Germany.
We moved to a second floor apartment with ceiling fans.
I can now say I have fans in high places.
What do you call milk that has moved through your field of vision?
Do you know what I called the painting when I moved out at 18 years old?
The Decoration of Independence.
-My partner's joke.
My friend moved to the Himalayas so he could go around jabbing wild oxen with needles
He practices yakupuncture.
My buddy just moved, so I got him a set of radiators.
It's a house-warming present.
The Roman army never fell. They instead moved to the nearest star system.
They became the Alpha Centurions.
Since I moved to a plant based diet I lost touch with the fun guys.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Mr Ed just moved next door to me a few days ago.
When we moved into my new house, our next door neighbour presented us with a bunch of logs for our fireplace.
It was ...a house warming gift.
Due to coronavirus, applications are being moved from TCP to UDP.
My friend just moved from Albuquerque to Tijuana
He was a New Mexican but now he’s a new Mexican
Awhile ago my roomate moved out, i was cleaning his old room when I stumbled upon a fake mustache in a box under his bed, when i asked him about it he replied:
“You finally found it, my secret stache”
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party.
The internet connection in my farm was really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
What kind of prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in over a year?
The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
What kind of prize do you give someone who hasn't moved a muscle in over a year?
The internet connection at my farm was really poor, so I moved the modem to the barn.
The rancher’s wifi wasn’t working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
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