Sales are down, so my boss asked why the greeting cards aren't moving
I told him it's because they are stationary
I went to a wedding that was so moving everyone was crying.
Even the cake was in tiers.
I saw a sign the other day, "we sell moving boxes"
I guess they don't sell stationery boxes.
I was thinking of the benefits of moving to Switzerland
What do you say when your stationary bin starts moving?
There are many perks to moving to Switzerland...
I have designed a way to combine cell phone and moving stair technologies. Want to know what it’s called?
Tellulater.
I had to pull of the road to post this cause I’ve been laughing at myself for the last 5 miles.
I'm thinking of opening a bar where everyone insults everyone else while moving to the music...
I think my idea of social diss dancing would go over well!
The other day I saw a large number of bread rolls moving rhythmically to music.
They were doing it in a-bun-dance.
My brother dug a hole in the ground, filled it with water then designed a moving staircase that was powered by it.
That well escalated quickly!
I like all Ghibli movies, except for Howl's Moving Castle.
Since moving to Finland I’ve become addicted to winter sports
It started off with sledging which has finally lead to ski jumping. It’s a real slippery slope
Thinking about moving to Switzerland.
Coming up with pros and cons.
To start out, the flag is a big plus...
The inventor of Hard and Shoulders shampoo died. At the funeral, his wife gave a 20 minute moving eulogy...
There wasn't a dry scalp in the place!
Simba was moving slowly so I told him
My hair used to be black, and now every day more white hairs keeps moving in. This makes me angry, and it makes me sad.
My hair is getting gentrified, and soon, I won't be able to afford it.
I'm not happy because I have to work at the museum tonight moving suits of armor.
Why is everyone moving to Switzerland?!
... I'm not too sure either but I hear the flag is a big Plus.
Which Country Music Singer's name do you say when you're moving furniture past someone?
We were moving some boxes to my son's car, when he dropped a Scrabble game and the letters scattered everywhere. So I asked him...
"What's the word on the street?!"
What do you call moving herbs?
The Amish have begun moving to New England.
They will be called Mainennites.
Roommate: If you keep stealing all my kitchen utensils than I'm moving out!
Me: That's a whisk I'm willing to take.
After the contractor did a poor job installing the moving stairs in our office building my boss threw him down the steps.
HEADLINE: Vermont man arrested for throwing pickle from moving vehicle, striking a highway worker...
It wasn't a Vlasic case of road rage, but it's still Claussen quite a commotion.
Swimming with a dolphin is moving with a porpoise
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
The engineer installed a motor too powerfull in the moving stairway
It escalated very quickly.
As soon as space travel is possible, I’m moving from the Milky Way to the Soymilky Way galaxy
My farmer friend is moving, so he had to give up his horses for adoption.
They are now being raised in a stable environment.
Dad: “Son, your mother and I are thinking about moving to a square island.”
Son: “Wow really? Can I come too?”
Dad: “Four shore!”
Moving my family to a wetland partially covered with water has been overwhelming...
How do you get a pig moving in Spain?
Haha get it because its moving
My friend opened a tailor shop that also is a moving service...
Rick Astley played ‘Never gonna give you up’ while rapidly moving downhill sideways
Fuck it, I’m moving to France!
This is such a moving message
Why did the kitten suddenly stop moving?
Since moving to Seattle I'm starting to like the rain.
I think I've been rainwashed.
What do you call a slow moving poop?
I was thinking about moving to Switzerland...
And I thought that the flag was a big plus.
Simba was moving too slow so..
I'm annoyed because I had to work at the museum tonight moving suits of armour.
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