He really displayed a lot of guts that day.
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Donβt worry though, weβll bounce back from this!
Autumn Men
My parents are the worst.
address
They are calling themselves the Wuhan Tang Clan
Because there are a lot of Oregon donors
Probable caws.
He was working on his nun chucks.
The residents were left high and dry.
Incestry DNA
Authorities still havenβt determined how the fire started,but they say one of the residents of the Cathedral has a hunch.
Shoe fly don't bother me.
Because he was a funny bone.
(brought to you by my resident 10 year old)
Operation Toot And Calm βEm will last a week.
apparently it is not "appropriate" to talk to residents about the benefits of youth in asia.
A Philly cheapskate
Super Smash Bros.
Because all others will be toad
He passed a resident while going up a dead-end street, then a few minutes later came back down the street and asked the resident for directions. The resident replied, "Sureβ¦
Jamaica mistake?"
Called Mount Rushmore
Anything, really, as long as it's non-Hobbit-forming.
... and you still hate him now. But now he's an official resident of Florida and I may see him differently now. I've seen a lot of hate thrown his way, but this guy is a consistent winner and an overachiever. That's what the people who support him love about him. Yes, there have been some scandals. Yes, there have been some lies and maybe a few times he's twisted the truth to make himself look better. He's out there everyday proving those haters wrong time after time. Call it jealously, call it envy. Some people just can't handle how successful he is and how much money he has. They could even be jealous that he's got a hot, foreign model as his wife. You may not have wanted him in this role, but he's there now and there is nothing you or I can do about it. I know it'll possibly get worse over the next several days, but like him or not, Tom Brady is turning things around in Tampa Bay.
Because they don't want anyone left out in the cold
My reply was "I'm sure Weed Growth's parents would prefer to refer to them as developmentally delayed."
We call it "In Depends Dance Day."
The Grandpa smiled, took a deep breath, and said: "Son, this life has taught me a lot, despite the short stay here... Such as teeth being like the friends around you.
They are always with you, helping you one day and hurting you the next.
You have to constantly wash them, and maintain them on a daily basis.
A bothersome entity would signal an inflammation.
Positive reinforcement, just like a good tooth.
And the tooth that you lose... It's like a lost friend. You ache for a while and then the pain resides as you slowly forget it... But there will always be a void, the void that you can never forget.
And as you see, my son, I have lost each of my teeth.
But why do you ask?
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The toddler looks up with a tear in his eye and says: "I just wanted to see if I could leave my apple with you until I get back.."
What a croc of shit that turned out to be.
Dubai residents don't like to watch the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do!
it would be a bohemian rap city.
I work at a retirement home. I was in our dementia unit this morning, about to give a gentleman his AM meds. I asked him: "How are you feeling today?"
He replied: "With my hands."
Every time my dad and I ask her to "give us a hand" with something, she just starts clapping. She thinks it's hysterical every time.
A good friend of mine walked in and told me that he had to study for an algorithms final exam in the morning.
I responded that I heard that class wasn't very difficult, isn't that just a class where former presidential candidate Al Gore shows up and lays down some beats for a few minutes?
Wis-continental.
That makes me a SLUT resident
Hi, everyone! A while back, I won a large stuffed giraffe in a contest, and it's just been sitting in my basement ever since. However, I've decided to use it to ask a girl to prom. My friends all know me as the resident pun aficionado, so I figured writing out a cute way of asking alongside it would work well. I'm struggling to come up with something, so I was wondering if you guys had any quality giraffe or neck puns I could use. Thanks in advance!
Edit: I was not born in the 80βs I will not get any of the references
