Lodge In Puns

A list of puns related to "Lodge In"

I used to own 3 ski lodges, one in the Alps, one in Aspen and one in France. When I got divorced the first 2 times, my exes each got a lodge as part of the settlement. The third marriage, I decided I needed a prenuptial agreement to cover my assets. It was all I could do!

It's my last resort!

Edit: changed "it was" to "it's"

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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I got a hammer lodged in my esophagus and doctors can't remove it

They say it's the worst case of a Thor throat they've ever seen.

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👤︎ u/MyPeeSacIsFull
📅︎ Mar 04 2021
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Did you hear about the priest who was admitted into the hospital with over two dozen little plastic horses lodged in his rectum.

Doctors say he is in stable condition.

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👤︎ u/mgsalinger
📅︎ Mar 20 2021
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I grabbed a treebranch and threw it in the air.When it landed it lodged itself into the soil perpendicular to the ground.

I knew it would stick the landing.

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👤︎ u/amotthejoker
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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Vacation boogers are the worst...

They lodge way too far up my in nose.

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👤︎ u/DaShMa_
📅︎ May 30 2018
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