I told him that's the last thing I need.
But you didn’t like it.
...then we'll be C6.
Man, De Lorain
When I first started it, the Czech engine light came on!
But I got hungry, so I went back four seconds.
Not sure who would build a building out of that company stock...
But you guys hated it
“Yoda, are you sure we’re headed in the right direction?”
“Off course we are.”
They call it Bawk to the Future.
Too many coaches.
On the way, after passing a graveyard, my dad asked,
“Did you know that’s a popular cemetery?”
“No, why?” I responded.
“People are just dying to get in there!” he replied.
After I groaned, he continued, in all seriousness,
“But really, did you know I can’t be buried there?”
“Why not, Dad?” I asked, surprised.
“Because I’m not dead yet!”
It was an inn-side joke.
He hiked several miles to a farmhouse, and asked the farmer if there was a place he could stay overnight.
“Sure,” said the farmer, “my wife died several years ago, and my two daughters are twenty-one and twenty-three, but they’re off to college, and I’m all by myself, so I have lots of room to put you up.”
Hearing this, the salesman turned around and started walking back toward the highway.
The farmer called after him,“Didn’t you hear what I said? I have lots of room.”
“I heard you,” said the salesman, “but I think I’m in the wrong joke.”
I'll name it the Pie-rates of the Carribean
-Not mine, my dad's I have full disclosure to use it though :)
You have died from dissin’ Terry
Ahhh the sweet smell of derrier.
Is a very rugged experience.
My morning walk with the dog was cut short today. There's a park we usually wander through so she can sniff and explore, but today we couldn't get in because the path was blocked by an army of angry geese.
I was telling my mom about this and she mentioned there are geese at the river where she and a friend take their dogs, too. She said they must all be in town for some kind of conference. Then she paused for half a second and continued:
I bet it's a religious thing. They're here to preach the goosepel.
(To satisfy the rule: that's a play on gospel.)
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Get off the merry-go-round!
It's called AD/BC
A photon is going through airport security. A TSA agent asks if it's carrying any luggage.
The photon replies, "No, I'm traveling light."
because they keep calling him Kilometers Davis there
He died as he lived, a seasoned traveler.
Now I'm having a baeview.
I’m not sure what to do in the Mean Time.
I told him that's the last thing I need
But you guys didn’t like it
....but you guys didn't like it.
But you guys didn't like it!
But you didn't like it
But you guys didn’t like it.
but you guys didn’t like it
but you guys didn't like it.
but you didn't like it.
But you guys didn’t like it.
But you guys didn’t get it so never mind
You have died of dissin' Terry.