A traveling salesman offered me a deal on a coffin.
I told him that's the last thing I need.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke...
Traveling with my nine year old, and he observed that our gate in Hartford was A6, and our gate in Baltimore is B6. I respond that it's raining so hard we'll take a boat home...
Mart Mc Fly traveling into the Star Wars universe be like,
While traveling internationally , I purchased a new car made in Prague for pretty cheap...
When I first started it, the Czech engine light came on!
I was time traveling yesterday.
But I got hungry, so I went back four seconds.
While traveling out west I found a house made of adobe...
Not sure who would build a building out of that company stock...
My sister in law told me a time traveling joke I was gonna share with ya all..
You’re traveling with Yoda
“Yoda, are you sure we’re headed in the right direction?”
“Off course we are.”
So they are making this movie where Michael J. Fox voice acts for a time traveling chicken.
They call it Bawk to the Future.
This summer I'm traveling through spice and thyme. What about you?
Why don’t athletes like traveling by train?
My father and I were in the car traveling to a family outing.
On the way, after passing a graveyard, my dad asked,
“Did you know that’s a popular cemetery?”
“No, why?” I responded.
“People are just dying to get in there!” he replied.
After I groaned, he continued, in all seriousness,
“But really, did you know I can’t be buried there?”
“Why not, Dad?” I asked, surprised.
“Because I’m not dead yet!”
My girlfriend and I were traveling thru Kentucky where we stayed at a lodge. She told me a humorous story out to the left of the wall of the building...
(I seriously don't get this) A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down
He hiked several miles to a farmhouse, and asked the farmer if there was a place he could stay overnight.
“Sure,” said the farmer, “my wife died several years ago, and my two daughters are twenty-one and twenty-three, but they’re off to college, and I’m all by myself, so I have lots of room to put you up.”
Hearing this, the salesman turned around and started walking back toward the highway.
The farmer called after him,“Didn’t you hear what I said? I have lots of room.”
“I heard you,” said the salesman, “but I think I’m in the wrong joke.”
What do you call soup traveling at the speed of light
I went traveling to find the best pie. A pie in Jamaica costed 1.50$. One in Cuba was therefore only 1$. The most expensive I found was on the Bahamas and costed a whopping 3$. I might write a book about this...
I'll name it the Pie-rates of the Carribean
-Not mine, my dad's I have full disclosure to use it though :)
You’re traveling the Oregon Trail and you meet a man named Terry. You say “Terry? That’s a girls name!” He pulls out his gun and shoots you.
You have died from dissin’ Terry
I'm not sure if my wife would be okay with traveling outside the 48 contiguous states for our vacation
I was traveling past the dairy when my friend says...
Ahhh the sweet smell of derrier.
Traveling on a magic carpet
Is a very rugged experience.
My dad got sick when he was traveling. Where’d he go you?
Traveling Evangelical Geese...
My morning walk with the dog was cut short today. There's a park we usually wander through so she can sniff and explore, but today we couldn't get in because the path was blocked by an army of angry geese.
I was telling my mom about this and she mentioned there are geese at the river where she and a friend take their dogs, too. She said they must all be in town for some kind of conference. Then she paused for half a second and continued:
I bet it's a religious thing. They're here to preach the goosepel.
(To satisfy the rule: that's a play on gospel.)
Whats Harry Potter's favorite way of traveling?
How do hip-hop artists stay safe when traveling from country to country?
You are on a horse galloping at a constant speed. On your right side, is a sharp drop off and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse, but your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Get off the merry-go-round!
I'm in a time traveling rock band
Here's one about the traveling photon...
A photon is going through airport security. A TSA agent asks if it's carrying any luggage.
The photon replies, "No, I'm traveling light."
If traveling is a violation in basketball then shouldn’t the entire visiting team be disqualified?
Why does Miles Davis hate traveling in Europe?
because they keep calling him Kilometers Davis there
After many years of traveling the globe, an explorer was recently eaten by cannibals.
He died as he lived, a seasoned traveler.
Traveling Hawaii by bus and bae took the window seat.
Now I'm having a baeview.
I lost my collection of Swiss watches while traveling through Madrid.
I’m traveling to Greenwich tomorrow.
I’m not sure what to do in the Mean Time.
A traveling salesman offered me a deal on a coffin
I told him that's the last thing I need
I was going to tell a time traveling joke...
But you guys didn’t like it
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but you guys didn't like it.
I was gonna tell you guys a time traveling joke,
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But you guys didn’t get it so never mind
I was going to post a time-traveling joke but you guys didn’t like it.
You are traveling along the Oregon Trail, and you meet a man named Terry. You say "Terry? That's a girls name!" In anger, Terry stabs you to death.
You have died of dissin' Terry.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke.
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