I once stayed up all night trying to figure out where the Sun went

then it dawned on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anay28
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Friday was roasting saturday and sunday brutally yet they never occurred a word. Wednesday, being a harmonist, asked them why they stayed mum for which they replied, "because we are weakened in front of you guys".

I was dazed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaylicious17
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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For the last two weeks my kids have been building a medieval blanket fort every evening to sleep in. Many nights they also stayed up past their bedtime playing fortnight under its protective cover.

It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/graceful_ox
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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The hospital I stayed in was robbed...

I guess you could say there were pirates of the Care-I-Be-In.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shercroft
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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The worst hotel I ever stayed at was called β€˜The Fiddle’

It was a vile inn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshPlaysUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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My girlfriend and I were traveling thru Kentucky where we stayed at a lodge. She told me a humorous story out to the left of the wall of the building...

It was an inn-side joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?

They would’ve been lunatics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReineDeTaBite
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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I met a Kung Fu master who has stayed in 30 yurts in the last 30 days

He's on a roundhouse kick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimmyDabomb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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I decided I could go outside as long as I stayed 6 feet away from everyone

So I went for a nice walk through the cemetery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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I stayed at a hotel last night and came home with bed bugs!

I mite stay there again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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The Russian president visited New York and stayed at a pretty swanky hotel.

He was Putin on the Ritz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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My communist grandparents hated each other, but still stayed married for more than 60 years.

It was a so-be-it union.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who stayed up all night, wondering where the sun had gone?

The next morning, it dawned on him!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InkFoxPrints
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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I stayed up all night searching for the sun

Then it dawned on me.

Happy Father’s Day

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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I once stayed at a really seedy motel.

I called the front desk, and told them, "I got a leak in my sink".

They told me "go ahead".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IdonJuanTatalya
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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My dad just said Goldilocks stayed at BearBNB
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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My wife and I stayed in a luxury hotel last night. There were many cultural art pieces and the toilets were even imported from Africa!

https://imgur.com/a/1VVnfTN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/readit16
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2018
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I stayed at a La Quinta last weekend. I realized what "la quinta" translates to in English....

"next to Denny's"

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2017
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So my brother stayed home to read sports illustrated instead of going swimming with us.

I think he has an issue with swimsuits

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I stayed in Australia for a while and was rewarded with the ultimate Dad story

My friend had a really interesting job. One of those jobs you didn't know people could get.

tl;dr just read it, it's worth reading the whole description of the job

Before I moved, my neighbor's job was based in Antarctica. He worked with one of the research centers there, and his job was standing up penguins. I kid you not β€” when shipments arrived by air, like by helicopter or by airplane or whatever, the penguins would all look up with their tiny heads and look up so high they would fall over backwards. Now, penguins are super awkward in how they waddle everywhere, and so, not wanting to disturb the local environment, the research station had to have someone that could suit up and go out there and stand up penguins.

As soon as every shipment arrived, he would say, "Welp, better go suit up now," get into the whole penguin suit, and waddle out there all incognito and stand the penguins on their feet again. I'm sure they could have done it on their own, eventually, but the idea was to disturb the animals for as little time as possible.

I thought it was the most ridiculous thing when he told me, but he got the job through his dad's researcher colleague. Basically, the deal was they would get people to go down for 3-month periods (I think he ended up doing 6 months) and this was his occupation for that time. Actually, is plane flight there was one of the really cool parts: LA went to Sydney, which then went back across the Pacific to Buenos Aires. Then, on the final leg, he would finally go Buenos Aires to the research station. The planes actually had to be specially fitted for the job, though β€” Of course, you can't have typical runways in Antarctica because they'd get ice all over them and there'd be all these problems β€” so the planes had to have mechanics on board each flight who would, mid-flight, switch out the take-off wheels for the landing skis. Just like a sea plane, except it was a snow-plane. Coolest thing ever.

Oh, but the way he described working with the penguins was the best! Most of the time he'd just go out and stand them up, but sometimes one would hurt itself. Like one time one of them fell over backwards and hit its foot the wrong way, so he had to not only pick it up, but give medical help, too. He seriously had to prop up the penguin, take off his glove, and pull on each of the penguins little webbed toes, pull on their legs. Sort of like how I'm pulling your leg right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/L1AM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2013
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Couldn't sleep last night, so I stayed up watching videos of Mel Gibson giving support to Jewish communities.

I don't know what all the fuss is about Mel atonin', because I didn't get a wink of sleep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLameSauce
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2015
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One day when I stayed home from school.

Mom's boyfriend: Do you know anything about Jazz? Me: What? Him: Get J'azz back in school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohhoneyno_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2015
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Dad joked my 17 yr old who stayed at a friends house last night an we had a terrible rain storm

When he returned home this morning I looked at the car and yelled "did you leave the car out in the rain last night?"

His look of terror faded into disbelief that he fell for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juniorman00
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2014
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So my friend, Matt, from interstate had stayed at our house for a few weeks...

During the goodbyes my Dad said "We'll make sure to put out a welcome... Matt next time you come down".

After a few seconds to unravel the monstrosity that had just left my Dad's mouth, we groaned and walked away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/al-schinanigans
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2014
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went after it set.

finally it dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thetallestwizard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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I once stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun went

Then it dawned on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alerwain
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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I stayed up all night trying to figure out what happened to the sun.

Then it dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/folcor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone.

And then it dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shieldvortex17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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I once stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.

Then it dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deaderson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun was

And then it dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ziggie-Ouratie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went

Then it dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amiur
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went

Then....... it dawned on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarveliteFreak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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Did you hear about the kid who stayed up in his tent all night, wondering where the sun had gone?

The next morning, it dawned on him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InkFoxPrints
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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I once stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun went

Then it dawned on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bee-fe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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I stayed up all night trying to figure out why the sun disappears...

...then it dawned on me.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, then it dawned on me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnathanWickers
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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I stayed up all night waiting to see what happened to the sun

then it dawned on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealNameIsTaken
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went

Then it dawned on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOnlyJolt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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I stayed up wondering where the sun went

Until it dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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I stayed at a vegan hotel last night...

It was the Radishon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went

Then it dawned on me πŸ€ͺ πŸ‘• πŸ‘– πŸ‘Ÿ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PewPewWizard2000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone

Then it dawned on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iseeaball
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone

Then it dawned on me

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Then it dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kat894
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2015
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went

And then it dawned on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dispand
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2017
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.

Then it dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2017
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I stayed up all night thinking about the sun

And then it dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laceandhoney
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2014
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun was

And then it dawned on me!

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