Stay On Puns

A list of puns related to "Stay On"

Guy answers a knock on his door and its his MIL. She asks if its ok to stay there a couple days. Tells her “of course give me a second”.

Opens the door tosses her a pillow and shuts the door.

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👤︎ u/miked66666
📅︎ Mar 22 2021
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Where does Smokey stay when he goes on vacation?

Bear BnB

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👤︎ u/kdlaz
📅︎ Feb 27 2021
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Where do Bees stay when they go on holiday? 🐝

Air Bee n Bee

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👤︎ u/trendfoll
📅︎ Oct 22 2020
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Saw a deal earlier to stay on a canal boat but I was worried about covid situation

There's bound to be a lock down there

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👤︎ u/Ian_M87
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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Martha had always listened to her parents when they said ‘stay away from fire’, but today, her interests got the best of her and she intentionally lit herself on fire just to see what it felt like.

Martha was burning with curiosity

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👤︎ u/husbus
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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Two hats are hanging on a hat rack. One says to the other: you stay here

I'll go on ahead.

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👤︎ u/tacoenthusiast
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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How did dancers in the 70s stay on their feet at a disco?

With the grooves in their sole!

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👤︎ u/spontaneous_spatula
📅︎ Dec 21 2019
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If a bicycle can't stay up on its own because it's two-tired, then why can a motor cycle stay up?

It's more revved up

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👤︎ u/CirocnRollDatSpliff
📅︎ Jan 07 2020
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A father and his son are on a roof, the father falls off but the kid stays on, why?

He was a little moron

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👤︎ u/butcher106
📅︎ Oct 27 2019
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My daughter is doing a workbook to stay up on school in the summer. One of the assignments is to right a joke.

Her joke: “I’m going to turn 9 on Wednesday. It’s going to be quite a birthday”

Hi going to turn 9 on Wednesday. It’s going to be quite a birthday. I’m Dad.

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👤︎ u/Darkkwraith
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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My wife and I went on a trip to Cuba to stay at a few different places. By the end of week 2, we were walking barefoot across a beach, nearly dying of thirst and exhausted. We were wondering if we'd make it home, until I spotted a server holding some drinks. We sprinted towards her and drank both.

It was out last resort.

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👤︎ u/KingSulley
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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I went to stay on a farm and had to decapitate a chicken for dinner...

It was murder most fowl!

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👤︎ u/webguy1975
📅︎ Aug 15 2019
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Where to bears stay when they go on vacation?

Bear BNB

  • this was literally from my dad
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👤︎ u/ryaski
📅︎ May 20 2019
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My mate started a course on how to stay fit now he won't use elevators

he told me how he's going to start taking steps to avoid them.

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👤︎ u/Aswettybudda
📅︎ Mar 03 2018
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If you expect me to force you to stay on top of a ladder you’ll always be disappointed

I’ll let you down every time

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👤︎ u/survivalking4
📅︎ Oct 05 2018
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A cowboy rides into town on Friday. Stays three days and leaves on Friday. How did he do it?

The horse’s name is Friday.

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👤︎ u/Blake4Bama
📅︎ Feb 22 2019
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Where does Santa stay on vacation?

A ho ho ho-tel

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👤︎ u/theBfrye
📅︎ Dec 10 2018
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How does Kevin Durant stay fresh on the court?

He uses deodurant

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👤︎ u/barndog_
📅︎ Aug 15 2018
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If this wig doesn’t stay on...

There will be hell toupee

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👤︎ u/Theruanl
📅︎ May 01 2018
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Wheat bears large seeds that stay on the stalk

because it has been selectively bread.

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👤︎ u/fiat-flux
📅︎ Jan 04 2015
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Where do beekeepers stay on vacation?

Air bee and bee.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
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What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.
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👤︎ u/RubinKhadka
📅︎ Feb 17 2019
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